Cardinals Fans Now Think Albert Pujols Sucks

Maybe if the Angels got David Freese. Continue Reading →

St. Louis Reports That Former Selfless Humanitarian Albert Pujols is a Big Asshole

Longtime humble, hard-working, and charity-minded baseball superstar Albert Pujols is now pretty much the world's greediest asshole, claim many in St. Louis. "What a dick," ... Continue Reading →

Girl Loves Cardinals More Than Love

She probably thinks Tony LaRussa is hot. Continue Reading →
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Bloody Hell, Baseball Sounds Great When Called with an English Accent

Cricket with an American accent is still incredibly boring, unfortunately. Continue Reading →

Missouri Felt the World Series Was Pretty Good

I guess they just really like Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. Continue Reading →

Alex Rodriguez Strikes Out to End Cardinals-Rangers World Series

The Cardinals-Rangers World Series ended in an odd, yet unsurprising way Friday night, as New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez struck out for the third and final out in the ... Continue Reading →

Mike Napoli’s Foot is Very Bendy

It’s okay. His entire body is made of taffy. Continue Reading →

Tony LaRussa Calls His Bullpen Coach Again

Sweet playoff beard. Continue Reading →

Tony LaRussa Calls His Bullpen Coach

Noted animal lover LaRussa would likely employ baseball’s first dog-coach. Continue Reading →

Missourians Will Happily Take the Blame for Tony LaRussa’s Bullpen Mismanagement

Usually in these polls, Ron Washington only takes Texas, Washington and Washington, D.C. Continue Reading →

The Texas Rangers’ Dancing Grounds Crew Man

His greatest talents are not with a rake. Good for him. Continue Reading →

Albert Pujols Ties World Series Record for Most Hits in Consecutive At-Bats

St. Louis Cardinals superstar Albert Pujols continues to put his name among the greatest players in the sport's history. In Game 3 of the World Series he joined another exclusive ... Continue Reading →

Tony LaRussa is a Handsome Man

If his baseball career doesn’t work out, there’s always modeling. Continue Reading →