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Matt Holliday Hits Home Run with His Fly Down

Babe Ruth hit lots of home runs with his junk out. Probably. Continue Reading →
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Mets Fan is as Successful in Life as the Mets are at Baseball

Started at the bottom and now he's back there. Continue Reading →
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Pirates Fan Deserves Giant Gold Glove Award

Your browser does not support iframes. Let this be a reminder: People with giant hand deformities can be athletes, too. Continue Reading →
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Brave Boyfriend Allows Girlfriend to Take Home Run in the Face

George Costanza’s nephew is slimmer than he was. Continue Reading →
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Wackin’-Based St. Louis Cardinals Sign

Midwesterners are so crude. Continue Reading →
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Cardinals Fan Taunts Albert Pujols

At least Pujols can afford a nice TV. Continue Reading →
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St. Louis Cardinals Fans: What is Wrong with These People?

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Wisconsin and Missouri: The Hilariously Biased States

The truth is whatever you want it to be. Continue Reading →
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2011 Was a Long Time Ago

Pujols, Tulowitzki and Lincecum? Those guys are the worst baseball players EVER. Continue Reading →
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Pujols is Now Ajols

Cardinals fans aren’t supposed to use this kind of language. Disappointing. Continue Reading →
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Frame-by-Frame Analysis of What’s Wrong with Albert Pujols

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Future Pulitzer Winner Interviews David Freese About Rollercoaster

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"Minor League Guy" is on Third

"Minor League Guy" should really help the Cardinals replace "Albert Pujols". Continue Reading →