Picture 2011 Was a Long Time Ago
Pujols, Tulowitzki and Lincecum? Those guys are the worst baseball players EVER.
Picture Pujols is Now Ajols
Cardinals fans aren't supposed to use this kind of language. Disappointing.
Picture "Minor League Guy" is on Third
"Minor League Guy" should really help the Cardinals replace "Albert Pujols".
Picture Cardinals Fans Now Think Albert Pujols Sucks
Maybe if the Angels got David Freese.
News St. Louis Reports That Former Selfless Humanitarian Albert Pujols is a Big Asshole
“What a dick,” read a statement from the Cardinals in its entirety.
Pujols was drafted in the 13th Round of the 1999 Draft by the Cardinals and became a St. Louis fixture both on and off the field in 2001. He was known and loved in the community as much for his charity work as for his tape-measure home runs.
“F—k that guy,” said St. Louis mayor Francis Slay.
Pujols on Thursday agreed to a 10-year, $254 million with the Anaheim Angels, ending his 11-year career with the Cardinals.
“I hope his plane explodes flying out there,” said new Cardinals manager Mike Matheny.
Picture Girl Loves Cardinals More Than Love
She probably thinks Tony LaRussa is hot.
Video Bloody Hell, Baseball Sounds Great When Called with an English Accent
Cricket with an American accent is still incredibly boring, unfortunately.
Picture Missouri Felt the World Series Was Pretty Good
I guess they just really like Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.
