8 hours ago

Picture 2011 Was a Long Time Ago

Pujols, Tulowitzki and Lincecum? Those guys are the worst baseball players EVER.

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May 07, 2012

Picture Pujols is Now Ajols

Cardinals fans aren't supposed to use this kind of language. Disappointing.

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by DJ Gallo / May 02, 2012

Opinion Frame-by-Frame Analysis of What's Wrong with Albert Pujols

Frame-by-Frame Analysis of What's Wrong with Albert Pujols - Image 1
Frame-by-Frame Analysis of What's Wrong with Albert Pujols - Image 1
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Filed Under   MLB   media   St. Louis Cardinals   David Freese
March 24, 2012

Picture "Minor League Guy" is on Third

"Minor League Guy" should really help the Cardinals replace "Albert Pujols".

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Filed Under   MLB   media   St. Louis Cardinals
December 09, 2011

Picture Cardinals Fans Now Think Albert Pujols Sucks

Maybe if the Angels got David Freese.

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by DJ Gallo / December 08, 2011

News St. Louis Reports That Former Selfless Humanitarian Albert Pujols is a Big Asshole

Longtime humble, hard-working, and charity-minded baseball superstar Albert Pujols is now pretty much the world’s greediest asshole, claim many in St. Louis.

“What a dick,” read a statement from the Cardinals in its entirety.

Pujols was drafted in the 13th Round of the 1999 Draft by the Cardinals and became a St. Louis fixture both on and off the field in 2001. He was known and loved in the community as much for his charity work as for his tape-measure home runs.

“F—k that guy,” said St. Louis mayor Francis Slay.

Pujols on Thursday agreed to a 10-year, $254 million with the Anaheim Angels, ending his 11-year career with the Cardinals.

“I hope his plane explodes flying out there,” said new Cardinals manager Mike Matheny.

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Filed Under   MLB   St. Louis Cardinals   Albert Pujols
November 03, 2011

Picture Girl Loves Cardinals More Than Love

She probably thinks Tony LaRussa is hot.

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Filed Under   MLB   St. Louis Cardinals
November 02, 2011

Video Bloody Hell, Baseball Sounds Great When Called with an English Accent

Cricket with an American accent is still incredibly boring, unfortunately.

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Filed Under   MLB   media   St. Louis Cardinals   David Freese
October 29, 2011

Picture Missouri Felt the World Series Was Pretty Good

I guess they just really like Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

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Filed Under   MLB   St. Louis Cardinals   Texas Rangers