October 18, 2012

Picture Worst Sports Endorsement Logo Placement Ever

They're Britain's No. 1 fart manufacturer.

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Filed Under   Summer Olympics   diving   sports business
October 10, 2012

Video CNBC Asks Important Business Question: "Is Tim Tebow still a virgin"

This could impact the stock price of Trojan Condoms.

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August 21, 2012

Poll Will you buy a pair of Nike's new $300 LeBron James shoes?

Will you buy a pair of Nike's new $300 LeBron James shoes? poll results
  • LeBron James, the a-hole who plays for the Miami Heat? No way.
  • LeBron James, the American hero who won Olympic gold? Definitely.
  • When you say "LeBron James shoes" do you mean they are made from LeBron James like alligator shoes are made from alligators? Sure, I'll buy a pair. Cool idea.
  • No way. I can buy 20 pairs of Starbury shoes for that price. I won't. I won't even buy one pair. But I could.
  • Yes, I'll buy a pair. And then I'll burn them. That will show him!
  • Buy a pair? No. But I will stab someone in the street and take their pair.
  • I don't get cheap stuff like that. To the first day of school I'm wearing the new $600 Sidney Crosby hockey skates.
  • Is Nike implying his shoes are worth more than Jordan's? How dare they?! Jordan's shoes are worth more than any shoes EVER!!!
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Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   sports business   Miami Heat
August 08, 2012

Video Olympics Ad Fail

I'm totally going to go get in shape and stop being fat! Ahh, never mind. I'm going to Arby's instead.

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Filed Under   sports business   London 2012
August 01, 2012

Picture The New Chick-fil-A Bowl Trophy Isn't Very Subtle

Ahhh! Two guys holding a wedding cake! Ahhh!

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Filed Under   NCAAF   sports business
July 30, 2012

Picture Fat Brewers Pitcher Taunted by Ad

It's not like he wouldn't happily drink one on the mound.

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July 27, 2012

Picture Durex Wins Olympic Gold in Advertising

I think they mean at SEX!

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June 04, 2012

Picture Bobcats Now Selling Tickets Like They're Expiring Soda

Maybe I'd consider 10 years for the price of 1. Maybe.

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Filed Under   NBA   sports business   Charlotte Bobcats
May 21, 2012

Picture Gillette Understands the Power of Assvertising

Perhaps they use Gillette razors to shave their butts.

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May 7, 2012

News Nike Releasing Line of ACLs

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Saying in a press release that "athletes deserve better than the imperfect product they're using," Nike announced today that they are rolling out a line of ACLs, making the company the first to capitalize on the 7 billion-plus ACL market.

"Each day, athletes around the world are done in by their current ACLs failing on them," said Nike president and CEO Mike Parker. "That's not good enough. People don't play sports in bare feet anymore and they shouldn't compete with the ACLs they get at birth either. Soon the best athletes will have Nike swooshes on their shoes and inside their knees."

Using a patented, synthetic material that the company claims is "more durable and impossible to tear," NikeCLs, as the product is named, are already being sold in Foot Locker and Dick's Sporting Goods stores across the nation. Consumers will pick out Nike Swoosh-emblazoned ACL replacement in the color they desire and then a store employee will slice open their knee, cut out the existing ACL and install the NikeCL.

"We suspect that there will be some initial trepidation about having a major surgery done on your knee by, say, a 19 year-old Foot Locker employee who may or may not be attending community college," said Parker. "But we promise that all surgeries will be done by staff members who have seen a 15-minute training video. There is nothing to worry about."

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