Well, you have to be pretty talented to kick a soccer ball that high.
1. Their spacing and understanding of positions totally blows
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2. They are unbelievably weak
Nice dribbling. Perhaps he should try basketball.
Playlist October's Funniest Sports Videos
From a list of more than 75 athletes, SportsPickle asked readers to vote on who is the biggest douchebag in sports. After 369,097 votes, here are the results.
#25 Mark Cuban
Mark Cuban is proof that money can't buy you non-doucheitude. In fact, all it does is allow you to afford more graphic tees and rounds of beer for your bros. Cuban has a long way to go, though. In a billionaire douche-off, he would get routed by Donald Trump.
#24 Sean Avery
Coming in at No. 24, Avery is the highest-ranked hockey player on the list. When you beat out Patrick Kane in a douche competition, you know you've achieved greatness in the field of douchery.
#23 Kellen Winslow, Jr.
The national dislike of Kellen Winslow, Jr.: Forever proof that America doesn't support all of its troops.
#22 John Calipari
John Calipari as douchebag: one title that will never be stripped from him.
#21 Tony Romo
His time with Jessica Simpson and love of stupid hats secured his place on the list. It's his greatest career accomplishment besides that one playoff win.
"Okay, stop crying, kids. It's been gone for five seconds now. Game back on."
Soccer players even feel the need to sell actual assaults. Interesting.
At least she kept in the spirit of soccer and used her legs.