Video Soccer Goalie Sure Is Happy About Allowing a Goal
Everyone is happy. So that's nice.
Picture Russian Soccer is So Rock 'n' Roll
This is how Alexander Ovechkin wishes he could play hockey.
Video Soccer Knee to the Soccer Face
Roger Goodell would fine him 90 million whatever weird currency they have.
Picture Wayne Rooney is Enormous
As an effigy. No prostitute could ever service a man that big.
Picture The Irish National Team's Coach Likes the Team's New Jerseys
Especially when they're worn by busty models.
Video A Soccer Player Who Is Good At Throwing Is Rare
In American football we kick our birds.
Video Score a Goal, Win a Free Car
Soccer players should spend more time thinking of ways to score and less time thinking of ways to celebrate.
Video South Korean Soccer Fans > MLS Fans
Just think how excited these fans would be if they got to see Real Salt Lake play!
Picture Apparently People Take Soccer Very Seriously in the UK
Manchester City : Manchester United :: Mets : Yankees
Video Soccer Player Gets Some Taint Touch-Up Paint
Coaches don't normally paint their players' crotches in American football.
