Video This Is Some Lousy Soccer Banter
TV is designed to never make eye contact. (via Deadspin)
Picture Soccer Player Takes a Dive. To Pee.
At least the other team huddles around their urinating player. (via Total Pro Sports)
Video Amazing Soccer Save
Awesome. But maybe next time he should use his hands. Just an idea. (via Off The Bench)
Video Soccer Goalie Embarrasses Himself
…his family, his country, his planet, his species…
Picture Fresh, Juicy Mangoes for Sale
In European soccer, this is code for a prostitute being available.
Video Soccer Player Scores Goal, Punches Teammate in the Face
That will teach that guy not to assist on the play again.
Link Gary Lineker Crapped Himself During a 1990 World Cup Match
Maybe soccer players fall all the time to cover up going twosies.
News Mars Surprisingly Named Host of the 2022 World Cup
"I really thought we had the best bid," said former President Bill Clinton, who led the U.S. final presentation. "And I thought the Qataris did well, too. The World Cup going to a non-world host was a bit of a surprise."
Mars did not even submit a formal bid for the World Cup, but it is believed many of the FIFA voters expect to be rewarded with extra-terrestrial powers and luxury spaceships by delivering the tournament to our solar system neighbor.
FIFA president Sepp Blatter dismissed charges of corruption and said a Mars World Cup is a bold and important decision.
Video Indoor Soccer Player Delivers Indoor Headbutt to Ref
There's more scoring in indoor soccer. More violence, too.
Picture A Great Holiday Gift for Your Lady Friend: Victoria's Secret Soccer Ball Lingerie
The chances of scoring with her are as low as most soccer scores. (via Hot Clicks)
