Video Why Does Soccer Player Keep Hitting Himself?
I guess they both will get carded.
Video Soccer Player Trips Himself
He's a great athlete outside of not being able to run.
Video Soccer Players Gets Some Cleats Through the Face
Soccer players are such tough pussies.
Video Worst Soccer Free Kick Ever
They forgot to bend it like Beckham. Or even kick it.
Video Soccer Goalie Trickshot Video
The reason he plays goalie is because he always hits the crossbar instead of scoring.
Opinion 7 Athletes Who Unfortunately Released Their Own Scents
"Unbreakable" — by Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian
"There's something sexy about a couple sharing a scent," says Khloe Kardashian in the opening of the TV ad for Eau de Khlomar. "Soft, yet powerful. Strong, yet sensual." (Also: stanky, yet crusty. No one wants to bottle the "scent" that comes from "sexy." It's one of the main reasons we wash our sheets.)
Continues Odom: "That perfect mix of masculine and feminine."
WHAT?! Ohmigod. Odom doesn't know he's married to a dude. So that's why this is marketed as a "unisex" scent. It was a mystery before.
Video Man's Pants Prevent Him from Getting a Photo With Lionel Messi
Always tighten your belt before stalking a sports superstar.
Video HS Soccer Game Delivers the Football Violence We Miss
That's probably just a yellow card, but all the blood will make it red.
Video Point-Blank Soccer Miss
Unfortunately he probably plays in a country where they care, too.
