I guess they both will get carded.
He's a great athlete outside of not being able to run.
Soccer players are such tough pussies.
They forgot to bend it like Beckham. Or even kick it.
The reason he plays goalie is because he always hits the crossbar instead of scoring.
"Unbreakable" by Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian
"There's something sexy about a couple sharing a scent," says Khloe Kardashian in the opening of the TV ad for Eau de Khlomar. "Soft, yet powerful. Strong, yet sensual." (Also: stanky, yet crusty. No one wants to bottle the "scent" that comes from "sexy." It's one of the main reasons we wash our sheets.)
Continues Odom: "That perfect mix of masculine and feminine."
WHAT?! Ohmigod. Odom doesn't know he's married to a dude. So that's why this is marketed as a "unisex" scent. It was a mystery before.
Always tighten your belt before stalking a sports superstar.
That's probably just a yellow card, but all the blood will make it red.
Video Point-Blank Soccer Miss
Unfortunately he probably plays in a country where they care, too.
Video Robot Soccer
These robots would dominate the MLS.