Picture Condoms Help You Go Longer
Condoms and overtime are also kind of anticlimactic.
Video Kid Takes Soccer Ball To The Head
That soccer player would be a terrible babysitter.
Video Zidane Makes a Young Goalie Look Like a Young Goalie
It's funny because he's a big jerk.
Video The Most Pathetic Soccer Player Ever
It's hard to break new barriers in soccer pussydom. But he pulled it off.
Video Soccer Goalie Makes Kick Save On Opponent's Face
Okay. America takes it back. Soccer is awesome.
Video Soccer Player Not Athletic Enough To Put On A Bib
It took 11 years to explain the offsides rule to him.
Video Soccer Warmups Far More Interesting Than The Actual Game
Soccer is much better on drugs.
Picture Happy Birthday To Didier Drogba (NSFW)!
Apparently the cakemaker has learned how to do vagina yet at porn cake school.
Video Soccer Player Struggles With Kicking Accuracy
Maybe he's more of an assist man.
