Suck it up, guy. You've got two.
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Soccer hooligans are so adorable at that age.
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It's a good way to make sure the seats beside you remain unoccupied.
This is why Green Bay doesn't have a soccer team. Well, one of the reasons.
He apparently felt it was a good time for a stroll.
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It seems like he didn't think that through. Are soccer hooligans not smart?
You can't go wrong with Halloween candy. Except for candy corn. No one actually like candy corn if they did, it would be eaten the other 11 months of the year. But for some reason, candy corn is a seasonal institution we can't get rid of, so you choke it down with all the good stuff. The BCS is the candy corn of sports, ruining all of our delicious college football.
No one hates Werther's Original Caramels, just as no one hates golf. But both can be a little bland and boring. And both are loved by old people.