VIDEO: Luis Suarez Rises from the Dead in a Soccer Easter Miracle

This diving proves his dive-inity. Continue Reading →

The 7 Kids on Every Youth Sports Team

Few of us ever play professional sports. A few more play in college. But most everyone played sports as a kid. And if it was Little League or biddy soccer, every team had the same seven ... Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Why Are You Currently Rioting?

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VIDEO: The Best Soccer Analysis You’ll Ever Hear (Contains Profanity)

The beautiful game has beautiful language. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Our Soccer Mascots’ Heads are Falling Off

Disgusting. That mascot’s spinal column looks like a human head.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Soccer Goalie Makes Save, Becomes Jerk, Gets Red Card

Oh, come on. What’s the point in making a great save if you can’t taunt and instigate your opponent? Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Rooster Streaks Soccer Pitch, Defeats Security

That rooster made those security guys look like total cocks.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Soccer Player Scores Goal, Celebrates with His Face

It’s good they aren’t made out of glass.  Continue Reading →

The Funniest Athlete Tweets of 2013

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Great Reasons to Hate All 31 U.S. World Cup Opponents

Group A Brazil: Maybe Pelé started it, but AMERICANS like Cher and Madonna made the single-name thing popular. Now it’s all Brazil does. Get your own schtick, you pube-less ... Continue Reading →

6 Alternative Ways to Group the World Cup Teams

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Slideshow: 10 Photos You Find When You Google “Sports Slideshows”

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50 Sports Things I’m Thankful For This Thanksgiving

1. Manning Face   2. Nick Saban hating everything   3. Bill Belichick press conferences   4. fat guy touchdowns   5. fat guy baseball players   6. the Houston ... Continue Reading →