VIDEO: Soccer Player Scores Goal, Celebrates with His Face

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The Funniest Athlete Tweets of 2013

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Great Reasons to Hate All 31 U.S. World Cup Opponents

Group A Brazil: Maybe Pelé started it, but AMERICANS like Cher and Madonna made the single-name thing popular. Now it’s all Brazil does. Get your own schtick, you pube-less ... Continue Reading →

6 Alternative Ways to Group the World Cup Teams

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Slideshow: 10 Photos You Find When You Google “Sports Slideshows”

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50 Sports Things I’m Thankful For This Thanksgiving

1. Manning Face   2. Nick Saban hating everything   3. Bill Belichick press conferences   4. fat guy touchdowns   5. fat guy baseball players   6. the Houston ... Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Is the Athlete Accused of a Crime Guilty?

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“This is the Craziest Season Ever”: A Template for the Hack Sports Columnist on Deadline

“This is the Craziest Season Ever” by [your name] If you’ve been thinking the [year] season in the [league or conference] has been wild and wacky, you’re not ... Continue Reading →

Slideshow: Attractive Women Sort of Related to Sports in Order to Get Pageviews

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VIDEO: The Most Amazing Soccer Ball Footwork in History

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PICTURE: Cristiano Ronaldo Enjoys Boys Underwear Competitions

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Warning Signs to Caution People About Hot Sports Takes

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The 25 Biggest Sports Cliches

1. We’re taking it one game at a time.   2. This is a must-win game.   3. You have to give 110-percent.   4. We just have to execute.   5. We punched them in ... Continue Reading →