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VIDEO: The Most Amazing Soccer Ball Footwork in History

Nothing a good cleat to the balls won’t fix. (Possible English saying.) Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Cristiano Ronaldo Enjoys Boys Underwear Competitions

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Warning Signs to Caution People About Hot Sports Takes

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The 25 Biggest Sports Cliches

1. We’re taking it one game at a time.   2. This is a must-win game.   3. You have to give 110-percent.   4. We just have to execute.   5. We punched them in ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Soccer Kit Mannequins Getting a Little Handsy

It’s nice to know sports have finally advanced to the place where we can have an openly gay soccer mannequin.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Excited Mexican Soccer Announcer Loves “Estados Unidos forever and ever”

Everyone eventually understands that U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! is numero uno. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Iranian Soccer Player Flops Just Because His Leg Snapped In Half

Come on, guy. You still have one good leg. Show some dignity. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Algerian Soccer Match Devolves into Fail-Off

It’s like if the Browns and Jaguars played soccer. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Soccer Player Bends One Right Into Teammate’s Face

Fun Fact: There is only a very small portion of the head with which it is not very painful to head a soccer ball. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: English Soccer Reporter is as Clutch as the English Soccer Team

“Breaking news just in: My leg.” Continue Reading →
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20 Amazing Soccer Facts Most American Sports Fans Don’t Know

1. Soccer developed in London’s famed Newgate Prison in the early 1800s. Prisoners who had their hands cut off for crimes of theft came up with a sport that used only the feet. ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Presenting the World’s Cockiest and Crappiest Soccer Goalie

Just one swing-and-miss in soccer is a problem. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Tackle by Soccer Ref One of the Better Football Hits You’ll See All Season

Oh, sure. He doesn’t seem so liberal with handing out cards when he’s the offender. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Argentine Soccer Coach Dislocates His Shoulder While Celebrating

There might not be enough magic soccer spray in the whole world to fix a dislocated shoulder. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Soccer Lineswoman Takes a Ball to the Face

Soccer lineswoman concussions: the biggest sports issue in modern times. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: An American Football Coach Tries to Coach in the English Premier League

This seems fake. He’s not fat. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Outstanding Kung-Fu Kick to the Head in Soccer Match

Oh, sure. Flop because you got cleats in your face. Continue Reading →
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Dirk Nowitzki: Soccer Flopper

Mark Cuban does not approve. Unless he owns that soccer team. Then he's cool with it. Continue Reading →