U.S. World Cup Team Motivated to Get Cristiano Ronaldo’s Autograph

The U.S. Men’s National Team may be a heavy underdog in the “Group of Death” with Germany, Ghana and Portugal, but the members of the squad are still heading to Brazil ... Continue Reading →

Scouting Report for a Little Kid Soccer Team

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VIDEO: Behold the World’s Worst Soccer Goalie

Hopefully he didn’t make the U.S. World Cup squad. Continue Reading →
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Jurgen Klinsmann Stops Practice to Remind Players Again That They Can’t Use Their Hands in Soccer

U.S. Men’s National Team head coach Jurgen Klinsmann was forced to stop his team’s World Cup training session several times again today to remind his players that soccer ... Continue Reading →

Brazil Six Months Behind on Building a Soccer Ball for the World Cup

The 2014 World Cup is set to begin next month in Brazil, but construction delays have caused a race to the finish as the host nation tries to ready everything for the start of the tournament.  Continue Reading →

10 Honest Fan Signs

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VIDEO: MLS Reporter Takes a Soccer Ball to the Head

Poor girl. It would be so much more prestigious to get hit in the head at a soccer game in Europe.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Luis Suarez Rises from the Dead in a Soccer Easter Miracle

This diving proves his dive-inity. Continue Reading →

The 7 Kids on Every Youth Sports Team

Few of us ever play professional sports. A few more play in college. But most everyone played sports as a kid. And if it was Little League or biddy soccer, every team had the same seven ... Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Why Are You Currently Rioting?

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VIDEO: The Best Soccer Analysis You’ll Ever Hear (Contains Profanity)

The beautiful game has beautiful language. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Our Soccer Mascots’ Heads are Falling Off

Disgusting. That mascot’s spinal column looks like a human head.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Soccer Goalie Makes Save, Becomes Jerk, Gets Red Card

Oh, come on. What’s the point in making a great save if you can’t taunt and instigate your opponent? Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Rooster Streaks Soccer Pitch, Defeats Security

That rooster made those security guys look like total cocks.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Soccer Player Scores Goal, Celebrates with His Face

It’s good they aren’t made out of glass.  Continue Reading →

The Funniest Athlete Tweets of 2013

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Great Reasons to Hate All 31 U.S. World Cup Opponents

Group A Brazil: Maybe Pelé started it, but AMERICANS like Cher and Madonna made the single-name thing popular. Now it’s all Brazil does. Get your own schtick, you pube-less ... Continue Reading →

6 Alternative Ways to Group the World Cup Teams

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