World Cup Pickup Lines

Continue Reading →

FIFA Officials Discover Dozens of Gnawed-Off Body Parts in Luis Suarez’s Locker

FIFA officials looking into Luis Suarez’s latest biting incident in Uruguay’s final World Cup group match against Italy on Tuesday quickly uncovered “dozens” ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: English Soccer Fans Arrived in Brazil After World Cup Elimination

Don’t feel bad for them. As English sports fans, they no doubt expected this to happen. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: ESPN’s Tommy Smyth Says Soccer Player Doesn’t Have Any “Jizz” In Him

Did he deplete supplies of his own jizz or is he supposed to have someone else’s jizz in him? Important questions. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Awesome Little Kid Prefers Pro Wrestling Figurines to World Cup Soccer

It’s real to him, dammit. Continue Reading →

If Other U.S. Pro Athletes Played Soccer … the U.S. Team Would be Horrible

Goalie LeBron James Continue Reading →
Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas Present Their Newborn Child in Madrid - January 8, 2014

The Worst Cleavage Pics of Hot World Cup WAGs

Continue Reading →

England to Invent New Sport That No One Else Plays in Quest for Sporting Success

English sports officials are set to meet tomorrow morning in London to discuss the creation of a new sport that would give the country a shot at success.  Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Dutch Get Past Pussies at World Cup

Crocodile Dundee is not going to like the Aussies being called pussies. That headline writer can expect a visit from a large knife. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: World Cup Ref Gets Snubbed by Handshake, Tries to Play It Off

He should have hit that guy with a yellow card for rudeness. Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Which U.S. Soccer Player Are You?

Continue Reading →

Sen. John McCain Pushes for U.S. Troop Presence in Brazil During World Cup

U.S. senator John McCain pushed for a military presence of “no less than 20,000 troops” in Brazil for the remainder of the World Cup to “help the U.S. soccer team ... Continue Reading →

Jurgen Klinsmann Finalizes List of Comedians for “The Roast of the US Soccer Team”

U.S Men’s National Team head coach Jurgen Klinsmann says he has finished booking all the comedians who will roast his team on the night before their first match of the World Cup. Continue Reading →