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50 Sports Things I’m Thankful For This Thanksgiving

1. Manning Face   2. Nick Saban hating everything   3. Bill Belichick press conferences   4. fat guy touchdowns   5. fat guy baseball players   6. the Houston ... Continue Reading →
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Flowchart: Is the Athlete Accused of a Crime Guilty?

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“This is the Craziest Season Ever”: A Template for the Hack Sports Columnist on Deadline

“This is the Craziest Season Ever” by [your name] If you’ve been thinking the [year] season in the [league or conference] has been wild and wacky, you’re not ... Continue Reading →
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Slideshow: Attractive Women Sort of Related to Sports in Order to Get Pageviews

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VIDEO: The Most Amazing Soccer Ball Footwork in History

Nothing a good cleat to the balls won’t fix. (Possible English saying.) Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Cristiano Ronaldo Enjoys Boys Underwear Competitions

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Warning Signs to Caution People About Hot Sports Takes

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The 25 Biggest Sports Cliches

1. We’re taking it one game at a time.   2. This is a must-win game.   3. You have to give 110-percent.   4. We just have to execute.   5. We punched them in ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Soccer Kit Mannequins Getting a Little Handsy

It’s nice to know sports have finally advanced to the place where we can have an openly gay soccer mannequin.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Excited Mexican Soccer Announcer Loves “Estados Unidos forever and ever”

Everyone eventually understands that U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! is numero uno. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Iranian Soccer Player Flops Just Because His Leg Snapped In Half

Come on, guy. You still have one good leg. Show some dignity. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Algerian Soccer Match Devolves into Fail-Off

It’s like if the Browns and Jaguars played soccer. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Soccer Player Bends One Right Into Teammate’s Face

Fun Fact: There is only a very small portion of the head with which it is not very painful to head a soccer ball. Continue Reading →