He's grown his hair his whole life for this one Halloween costume.
His bird bath is full of Mountain Dew Code Red.
"Hey, I get it guys. I used to ride snow surfboards."
This could hurt the classy image of snowboarders.
Picture Snowboard Has Wheels
Or skateboard has snow. One of them.
I heard he once had a three-way with his skis.
Video Awesome Snowboard Trick
Now let's see you land on two skis.
Meet the future captain of the Special Olympics Snowboarding Team.