Video College Jeopardy Geniuses are Not Geniuses About Hockey
Ahh, yes. NHL superstar Sidney "Geno" Crosby.
Picture America Does Not Have Much Faith in the New York Islanders
America is a smart nation.
News Penguins Worried Sidney Crosby Will Struggle to Make Plays Inside New Protective Plastic Bubble
"We haven't yet found a bubble that allows him to hold his stick outside of the bubble to stickhandle the puck," said head coach Dan Bylsma. "That is usually a big aspect of Sid's game. Right now he can only push the puck along the ice with his bubble as he rolls it. He's still making plays that way in practice, but it's not quite the same thing."
The Penguins have also struggled to keeps Crosby's bubble inflated, as his razor-sharp skates have repeatedly sliced through it, leaving him in nothing but a hockey helmet, protective face shield, shoulder pads and chest protector, elbow pads, padded gloves, padded hockey pants, knee/shin guards and reinforced skates essentially unprotected.
"I don't think we can risk that happening in a game," said Bylsma. "Sure, he might be able to last a shift or two, but eventually he's going to get hurt. And hurt bad. He'll take a slap shot off the neck or 400-pound speaker from the arena ceiling will break loose, fall and land on him. It's just his luck."
Video When You Think Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malking, You Think ... Crack Addicts
Flyers fans probably think something else. Something totally classy and not homophobic.
Picture Sidney Crosby's New Look Worse Than Any Concussion
This will likely cause an increase in the number of people saying Sidney is a girl's name, huh?
Video NHL 13 Has an Outstanding Checking Glitch
So that's how Sidney Crosby gets those concussions.
Video Sidney Crosby is Shown the "The Cowardly Penguin" Newspaper Cover
It's as though he doesn't appreciate the amazing wit that went into that.
Picture Philly Paper Calls Sidney Crosby "The Cowardly Penguin"
It's funny because he beat Philadelphia's best player in a fight.


