Video Sidney Crosby is Shown the "The Cowardly Penguin" Newspaper Cover
It's as though he doesn't appreciate the amazing wit that went into that.
Picture Philly Paper Calls Sidney Crosby "The Cowardly Penguin"
It's funny because he beat Philadelphia's best player in a fight.
Video Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin as "Perfect Strangers"
The NHL could use some primetime, major network exposure.
News Sidney Crosby's Boo-Boo All Better
“The little guy took quite a bonk to the head, but he was very brave and hardly cried,” said coach Dan Bylsma, who was there to hold Crosby’s hand each time he went into the scary MRI machine. “It takes a real big boy to go back out on the ice after something like that happens, even if it takes 10 months to do so.”
Crosby was triumphant in his return, notching two goals and two assists, acknowledging his mom with a cheerful wave after each.
“It was a really bad owie, and at first I didn’t wanna do hockey anymore because it hurt so bad, but then I saw my friend Matt [Cooke] playing hockey, and I can do more pushups than him, and my dad said that he would take me to Coldstone if I tried practicing again, and so I did, and now I’m not scared no more,” announced Crosby, who spoke to the media from a blanket fort he built in the locker room.
Video Hockey: It's as Serious as Making Bread
Hockey and bread = #CanadianPeopleProblems
Picture Michigan Hopes You Enjoyed Sidney Crosby's Career
Well, it would help the Red Wings win more Cups.
News Neurologist: "Tests show Sidney Crosby isn't just some big pussy"
“It’s good news and bad news,” said Dr. Emmitt Ralston of The Neurology Center at the University of Toronto. “The good news is that, despite Crosby’s perception among many NHL fans, he’s not being a big pussy. He’s a tough kid. It’s just that he has suffered a serious injury. That would be the bad news part.”
Crosby last played in a game on January 5, 2011, and now it is expected he might miss training camp and the start of the NHL regular season — if not longer.
“Missing almost a year for a concussion sounds like classic pussydom,” said Dr. Ralston. “And that’s what I initially expected to find. In fact, at first we didn’t even do any sort of neurological tests. We just sat Sidney down and said: ‘Hey, man. Why you being such a pussy?’”
It was only after Crosby repeatedly insisted that he was still experiencing concussion symptoms that Dr. Ralston and his staff relented and conducted a series of brain scans.
Picture Sidney Crosby Gets Offer to Score On Someone
She almost never takes away her 5-hole.
