Serena Williams is going to beat the crap out of Serena Williams.
She should stick to dancing in Sir Mix-a-lot videos.
You know who is also a hater? The lines on the court.
She also appears to have junk in her hood, too.
Wow. Nice television. I could stare at that all day.
From @serenawilliams AKA tennis player Serena Williams
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You can quit dieting. It obviously won't help you at sports. (via With Leather)
Yes, Serena Williams just signed an endorsement contract with Tampax Tampons.
Here's the first ad of the campaign. Well, it's a draft. But I think it's effective.
Because I am terrified.
In fact, I am going to buy some Tampax tampons right now and I don't even have a vagina.
Serena Williams has released an official apology through her blog. You can read it here.
SportsPickle obtained a copy of the original draft of the apology, penned by Serena herself. The final statement is in bold.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Press Statement Amendment
I want to amend my press statement of yesterdayin which I told you all to kiss my generous hindquarters, and want to make it clear as possible I want to sincerely apologize FIRST to the lines woman because it's not cool to threaten violence against a blind, mentally disabled person;, Kim Clijsters,whose title obviously has an asterisk because she didn't really beat me, the USTA, and tennis fans everywhere for my inappropriate outburst. I'm a woman of great pride, strength,faith and integrity, and I admit when I'm wrong and if you don't accept this apology I will shove this note down your fking throat!
I need to make it clear to all young people that I handled myself inappropriately and it's not the way to act win or lose, good call or bad call (in this case, bad call; very, very bad call)in any sport, in any manner.
I like to lead by example. We all learn from experiences both good and bad. I will learn and grow from this, and be a better person as a result. I just hope that piece of crap line judge would improve, as well, or I will one day finish the job and kill her. Mark my words.
Xxxx punch punch punch,
PS Down your throat until my fist comes out of your ass! Believe it!