Seahawks to Pay Terrell Owens a $1,200 Bonus if He Doesn’t Single-handedly Destroy the Team

The Seattle Seahawks have inked free agent Terrell Owens to a one-year, $1 million contract and believe they have structured the deal in a way that encourages the combative, 38 year-old ... Continue Reading →

Russell Wilson’s Wife Has a Large Mouth

She could put that entire mug in there. So hot. (The mug.) Continue Reading →

Marshawn Lynch’s Beast Mode is Fueled by Skittles

Kids: eat a ton of sugary candy if you want to be a professional athlete. Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis Has His Ankles Broken by Marshawn Lynch

Lewis prays it doesn't affect his dancing. Continue Reading →

Lebron + Seattle Seahawks = Black Hole of Failure

Not 1, not 2, not 3, but 7 wins is enough to win the NFC West. Continue Reading →

Seahawks Reporter Drops F-Bomb

Also kick off all the reporters who say "fuckin". Continue Reading →

Pete Carroll as U.S. Women’s Soccer Coach Pia Sundhage

So even if the U.S. women won, their title would have been stripped. Continue Reading →

Nick Saban Can’t Believe Someone Drafted His Crappy Player

Of course, based on his Dolphins career, Saban can't evaluate NFL talent. (via Crown35) Continue Reading →

Roger Goodell can’t suspend him for it because he’s locked out

From @Earl_Thomas AKA Seattle Seahawks safety Earl Thomas … – – – – – Continue Reading →

Angry Birds: NFL Edition

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The Most Terrifying Thing You’ll Ever See

The majority of Seahawks fans aren’t this ugly. (via Sportress Of Blogitude) Continue Reading →

Seattle’s 12th Man Should Be Punched In The Head

Because they stole that from Texas A&M. And also the hair. Continue Reading →
Lorin "Big Lo" Sandretzky

Seahawks Fan Cries Over Wildcard Win

The Seahawks make us all cry. Continue Reading →

Marshawn Caps TD Run By Grabbing His Junk

Probably the classiest run in playoff history. (via KSK) Continue Reading →

Marshawn Lynch’s Ridiculous "Hit And Run" Playoff TD

The greatest play by a 7-9 team in NFL playoff history! Continue Reading →

What lower seed has the best shot at winning the Super Bowl?

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This Is How Owning the Seattle Seahawks Makes You Look

Don’t worry. He has billions to console him. (via @darrenrovell) Continue Reading →

Rams-Seahawks Apparently Sponsored by the Special Olympics

No, it wasn’t PhotoShopped. Continue Reading →