Seahawks Announce Matt Flynn is Finally Ready to Start at Quarterback

Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll announced today that Matt Flynn would make his first start at quarterback for the team on Sunday in the team's divisional round playoff ... Continue Reading →

Seahawks Kicker Steven Hauschka Relieves Himself on the Sidelines Sideways

There's no shame in that, Hauschka. At least you didn't film and upload a video sideways like an idiot. Continue Reading →

Wes Welker Gets Destroyed by Brandon Browner

He'll be okay. Tiny people have tiny nerves. Continue Reading →

America’s Innocence Lost Due to Poor Referee Call in Seattle Seahawks’ Game

A football touchdown that shouldn't have been is in the record books. Now America will attempt to pick up the pieces and move on. "How are parents supposed to look at their ... Continue Reading →

Seahawks to Pay Terrell Owens a $1,200 Bonus if He Doesn’t Single-handedly Destroy the Team

The Seattle Seahawks have inked free agent Terrell Owens to a one-year, $1 million contract and believe they have structured the deal in a way that encourages the combative, 38 year-old ... Continue Reading →

Russell Wilson’s Wife Has a Large Mouth

She could put that entire mug in there. So hot. (The mug.) Continue Reading →

Marshawn Lynch’s Beast Mode is Fueled by Skittles

Kids: eat a ton of sugary candy if you want to be a professional athlete. Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis Has His Ankles Broken by Marshawn Lynch

Lewis prays it doesn't affect his dancing. Continue Reading →

Lebron + Seattle Seahawks = Black Hole of Failure

Not 1, not 2, not 3, but 7 wins is enough to win the NFC West. Continue Reading →

Seahawks Reporter Drops F-Bomb

Also kick off all the reporters who say "fuckin". Continue Reading →

Pete Carroll as U.S. Women’s Soccer Coach Pia Sundhage

So even if the U.S. women won, their title would have been stripped. Continue Reading →

Nick Saban Can’t Believe Someone Drafted His Crappy Player

Of course, based on his Dolphins career, Saban can't evaluate NFL talent. (via Crown35) Continue Reading →

Roger Goodell can’t suspend him for it because he’s locked out

From @Earl_Thomas AKA Seattle Seahawks safety Earl Thomas … – – – – – Continue Reading →

Angry Birds: NFL Edition

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The Most Terrifying Thing You’ll Ever See

The majority of Seahawks fans aren’t this ugly. (via Sportress Of Blogitude) Continue Reading →

Seattle’s 12th Man Should Be Punched In The Head

Because they stole that from Texas A&M. And also the hair. Continue Reading →
Lorin "Big Lo" Sandretzky

Seahawks Fan Cries Over Wildcard Win

The Seahawks make us all cry. Continue Reading →

Marshawn Caps TD Run By Grabbing His Junk

Probably the classiest run in playoff history. (via KSK) Continue Reading →