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New Father Richard Sherman Picks Fight with Guy in “World’s #1 Dad” T-Shirt

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and his girlfriend welcomed a son into the world Thursday morning, Sherman’s first child. But the festive occasion quickly added controversy ... Continue Reading →

God Apologies to Russell Wilson: “I didn’t think I needed to tell you to run Marshawn Lynch from the 1″

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson was visibly upset after his team failed to win Super Bowl XLIX Sunday night, due in no small part to Wilson’s interception at the goal ... Continue Reading →

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VIDEO: Seahawks Punter Jon Ryan Attended the “University of Vagina”

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VIDEO: Rob Gronkowski and Marshawn Lynch Playing “Mortal Kombat X” with Conan

Beast Mode is a good name for a video game. Continue Reading →

Marshawn Lynch’s Single-Minded Focus on Football Causing a Distraction at the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has been generated countless headlines this week for wanting to focus on Sunday’s Super Bowl game.  Continue Reading →

God to Handle Play-Calling Duties for Seahawks in the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson revealed today that God, creator of the universe, will call the plays for the Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX against the New England Patriots. ... Continue Reading →

NFL Threatens to Fine Media Members Who Ask Marshawn Lynch Cliched or Pointless Questions

The NFL warned media members at the Super Bowl this week that they will receive heavy fines for stupid, cliched or pointless questions directed at Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn ... Continue Reading →

Glendale, Ariz., Residents Say They’d be Okay with a Giant Fireball Destroying Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl

Although they realize that a giant fireball wiping out University of Phoenix Stadium and Super Bowl XLIX could mean the end of their own lives, residents of Glendale, Ariz., say they ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Marshawn Lynch Has Elevated Hating the Football Media to an Art Form

Never underestimate how much a person has to hate himself to be a team beat reporter. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Seahawks Mascot Takes Mascot Penis Out Next to Punter Jon Ryan’s Girlfriend

The “0” on Blitz’s jersey stands for how much class he has. #smh Continue Reading →

12th Man Arrested for Public Intoxication

Famed Seattle superfan 12th Man was cited for public intoxication following the team’s home opener. Witnesses say 12th Man had thousands of gallons of beer to drink at the game ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Reports That Seahawks Gave “the Dick” to Chargers

“Watch now on NFL Network.” No, thanks. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Seahawks 12th Man Doesn’t Know What Pete Carroll Looks Like

The real 12th Man can probably identify Kevin Sumlin. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Everyone But Seahawks Fans Thinks Pete Carroll is a Lying Scumbag

The 12th Man is the Most Gullible Man. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Guy Dressed as Marshawn Lynch Competes in Cross Country Ski Race in Switzerland

What is strange about this? Probably happens all the time.  Continue Reading →

Let Richard Sherman Know That You Think He is Very Good at Cornerbacking

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Meanwhile, on ESPN, the ELITE Quarterback Debate Rages On

  The E in ESPN stands for ELITE. Continue Reading →