March 11, 2013

Picture Russell Wilson's Wife Fetching Him Percy Harvin

That huge mouth is good for many things.

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January 13, 2013

Video Brian Billick Says Seattle is the "Team to Beat" After Atlanta's Victory

Drunk broadcasting is entertaining for all.

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January 9, 2013

News Seahawks Announce Matt Flynn is Finally Ready to Start at Quarterback

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Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll announced today that Matt Flynn would make his first start at quarterback for the team on Sunday in the team's divisional round playoff game at the Atlanta Falcons.

"Matt was our big offseason acquisition," said Carroll, of the former Green Bay backup Seattle signed to a three-year, $19.5 million contract in March. "Russell Wilson did a heck of a job getting us this far, but we're two wins from the Super Bowl now and it's time for Matt to step up and deliver. This is why we paid him the big bucks. I think it's time to unleash him and let one of the game's greats work his magic for us."

Wilson said he was disappointed by the move but understood it.

"I knew this was Matt's team when they picked me in the draft. I knew my role. I knew I was the backup," said Wilson. "You don't give someone that kind of money and then just hand the job over to some short 3rd rounder you drafted. This was just a temporary thing until Matt was ready to go. I am happy with how I played, though, and I hope I opened up some eyes around the league. Who knows, maybe one day I'll get to be a full-time starter somewhere."

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Filed Under   NFL   Seattle Seahawks   Matt Flynn
October 22, 2012

Video Seahawks Kicker Steven Hauschka Relieves Himself on the Sidelines Sideways

There's no shame in that, Hauschka. At least you didn't film and upload a video sideways like an idiot.

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Filed Under   NFL   Seattle Seahawks   Steven Hauschka
October 15, 2012

Video Wes Welker Gets Destroyed by Brandon Browner

He'll be okay. Tiny people have tiny nerves.

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September 25, 2012

News America's Innocence Lost Due to Poor Referee Call in Seattle Seahawks' Game

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A football touchdown that shouldn't have been is in the record books. Now America will attempt to pick up the pieces and move on.

"How are parents supposed to look at their kids and say that there is justice and goodness in the world?" said Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers, whose team lost on a last-second pass by the Seattle Seahawks that appeared to be intercepted by Packers safety M.D. Jennings in the end zone. "There was hope. Hope for humanity. Hope for the world. But then they said Golden Tate caught a pass he really didn't."

The call pushed the Packers to 1-2, one game back in the NFC North division with only 13 games to play. Most schools and many business across the country have closed for the week to give families time to heal together and talk through what happened.

President Obama spoke to the nation from the Oval Office minutes after the game ended and urged calm.

"At times like these there are no answers," he said. "We can only rely on our faith and our sense of community and hope they can pull us through."

The president said he has already received countless calls from global leaders offering condolences and support.

"Today we are all Americans," said British prime minister David Cameron. "The refs really messed up the end of that game. It's outrageous."

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August 7, 2012

News Seahawks to Pay Terrell Owens a $1,200 Bonus if He Doesn't Single-handedly Destroy the Team

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The Seattle Seahawks have inked free agent Terrell Owens to a one-year, $1 million contract and believe they have structured the deal in a way that encourages the combative, 38 year-old receiver to be on his best behavior.

"Sure, everyone has heard the talk about Terrell. Everyone knows the stigma," said Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll. "But there is the stick and the carrot, and I believe we have offered a very attractive carrot."

In addition to the $1 million guaranteed base salary, Owens is due a $1,200 bonus — payable in 12, $100 monthly payments — if he manages to not be the sole reason the Seahawks have a terrible season.

"Will T.O. want to be an asshole and divide the locker room the first time a pass doesn't hit him in the hands?" said Carroll. "Sure, that comes naturally to him. Ahh, but now that there is $1,200 on the line? He'll have to think twice."

The Seahawks have a similar arrangement with running back Marshawn Lynch, paying him a $20 bonus each day he doesn't commit a crime.

"So far that has been really successful with Marshawn, as most days he hasn't committed crimes," said Carroll. "Usually we're paying him an extra 80 or 100 bucks a week which he primarily puts towards bail money."

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Filed Under   NFL   Terrell Owens   Seattle Seahawks
April 29, 2012

Picture Russell Wilson's Wife Has a Large Mouth

She could put that entire mug in there. So hot. (The mug.)

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December 02, 2011

Video Marshawn Lynch's Beast Mode is Fueled by Skittles

Kids: eat a ton of sugary candy if you want to be a professional athlete.

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Filed Under   NFL   Seattle Seahawks   Marshawn Lynch
November 15, 2011

Video Ray Lewis Has His Ankles Broken by Marshawn Lynch

Lewis prays it doesn't affect his dancing.

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