He curses like a drunken sailor/Tim Lincecum.
"We sent a big box full of cocaine and champagne to their locker room, addressed to Ron Washington and Josh Hamilton," said Giants outfielder Pat Burrell. "It was hilarious."
Picture The Face of Phillies Fans Today
This is also the face of Phillies fans up until 2008.
That should help 'Merica's perception of San Francisco.
Although letting their kids wear panda pelts isn't very progressive.
She also feeds you chicken soup via waterboard.
Picture Phillies Fans Need to Mellow Out
Tim Lincecum could give them something to help.
Unless that's one of the Giants. In which case he would be fitter than most baseball players.
Probably not, because she would smell the weed on his breath.