December 16, 2011

News $55 Million Federal Investigation Successfully Forces Barry Bonds to Watch TV at Home for 30 Days

Retired baseball slugger Barry Bonds was sentenced to 30 days house arrest on Friday by U.S. District Judge Susan Illston for giving misleading information to a grand jury. The sentence essentially brings to a close a case that the Justice Department spent 8 years and more than $55 million pursuing.

"A lot of hard work went into this," said lead investigator Jeff Novitzky. "But getting those 30 days of house arrest was completely worth all of the time and resources we used. I just wish the judge would have suspended Bonds' Netflix subscription for those 30 days. Then he would have really suffered."

In addition to having to stay at his 15,000-square feet, 2-acre Beverly Hills estate for 30 days, Bonds also received two years of probation and 250 hours of community service — although the entire sentence is delayed for appeal, which won't be heard for at least a year.

"I'm a competitor and I don't like admitting defeat, but they got me good," said Bonds after his sentencing. "For the next year or so, I have the prospect of possibly having to hang out at home at some point for 30 days hanging over me. It's going to spoil every movie I watch until then, because I'll be wondering if I should have waited to watch it until my house arrest."

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August 16, 2011

Video Marlins Pitcher Walks Guy Who Just Wants to Get Out

The 12 fans in the stands witnessed a great baseball moment.

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August 09, 2011

Picture Brian Wilson Fan Homage

Almost 100-percent accurate in its douchiness.

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Filed Under   MLB   San Francisco Giants   Brian Wilson
July 28, 2011

Picture Commander-In-Chief Meets Beard-In-Chief

Brian Wilson is a member of the Beard Whig Party.

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Filed Under   MLB   San Francisco Giants   Brian Wilson
July 20, 2011

Video Kid Pouts at Giants Game

Tim Lincecum does that when there's no weed.

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July 19, 2011

Picture San Francisco Giants Brand Weed

Tim Lincecum only endorses products he uses.

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From Alex Watt / July 15, 2011

Opinion How Other Closers Plan to Steal the Spotlight from Brian Wilson

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Filed Under   MLB   San Francisco Giants   Brian Wilson
July 14, 2011

Picture Brian Wilson's Spandex Tuxedo

He needed much more attention as a child.

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Filed Under   MLB   San Francisco Giants   Brian Wilson
June 30, 2011

Video Miguel Tejada Almost Gets Thrown Out at Home by a Fan

Yeah, it's probably time for him to retire now.

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Filed Under   MLB   San Francisco Giants   Miguel Tejada
May 27, 2011

News First Baseman Breaks His Leg Trying to Block First Base

The Giants lost first baseman Aubrey Huff for the season last night with a broken leg when he tried to block first base on a single by Florida's Logan Morrison.

"We were losing by a run. It was a crucial point in the game. I wasn't going to let him get on base easy," said Huff. "Unfortunately, my leg bent over as I was blocking the bag and snapped."

Huff is the second Giants starter to go down for the season to injury due to playing aggressive defense. Catcher Buster Posey fractured his leg and strained ankle ligaments blocking the plate on Wednesday night.

"I felt it was a clean play," said Morrison. "I was jogging down the line after my hit fell in and all of a sudden I see Huff standing there. I stopped and said: 'What are you doing? Move!' And he was like: 'No. I'm blocking the bag.' And I said: 'You can't do that.' And he said: 'I'm doing it.' So I just took a few steps back, ran full speed, lowered my shoulder and took him out."

Giants manager Bruce Bochy also agreed the play wasn't dirty, but said that baseball needs to adopt rules protecting fielders. When told there is already a rule prohibiting fielders from blocking bases, Bochy said: "Oh. I need to remember to tell my guys about that."

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Filed Under   MLB   San Francisco Giants   Aubrey Huff