GM Desperately Trying to Start Rumor That He Has a Big Penis

San Francisco Giants general manager Brian Sabean has been working the phones as the Major League Baseball trade dealine approaches, proposing deals and repeatedly mentioning that he ... Continue Reading →

San Francisco Giants Hold "Cool Players Only" Meeting

Citing a lack of locker room cohesion caused by “somepeople” being complete dweebs, several of the popular players on the San Francisco Giants have decided to hold a “Cool ... Continue Reading →

San Francisco Giants: 2010 Preview

SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team in the lead up to Opening Day 2010. Today:San Francisco Giants (2009: 88-74, 3rd in NL West). Continue Reading →

Tim Lincecum’s new MLB 2K commercial

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Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum is shown here on one of the 364 days in the past year he was somehow NOT busted for possession of pot.

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"Worst of all, you have the audacity to stand there mocking me with that ridiculous fake mustache."

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