Kid Pouts at Giants Game

Tim Lincecum does that when there's no weed. Continue Reading →

San Francisco Giants Brand Weed

Tim Lincecum only endorses products he uses. Continue Reading →

How Other Closers Plan to Steal the Spotlight from Brian Wilson

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Brian Wilson’s Spandex Tuxedo

He needed much more attention as a child. Continue Reading →

Miguel Tejada Almost Gets Thrown Out at Home by a Fan

Yeah, it's probably time for him to retire now. Continue Reading →

First Baseman Breaks His Leg Trying to Block First Base

The Giants lost first baseman Aubrey Huff for the season last night with a broken leg when he tried to block first base on a single by Florida's Logan Morrison. "We were ... Continue Reading →

Brian Wilson Creating a Whole New Generation of Bearded Douches

Fully bearded in the 6th grade. He’s going to get a young female teacher fired. Continue Reading →

Brian Wilson’s Beard Apparently MLB’s Entire 2011 Marketing Campaign

Despite league-wide revenue of nearly $7 billion in 2010, Major League Baseball is hinging its entire 2011 marketing campaign on the the facial hair of San Francisco Giants reliever ... Continue Reading →

"Dodgers Suck," Claims Plane

That plane knows baseball. Continue Reading →

Stupid Facial Hair Continues to Take Over Giants Pitching

Tim Lincecum will do grow some as soon as he hits puberty. Continue Reading →

Brian Wilson’s Beard Is Scarier Than You Imagined

I guess this is why Josh Elliott left for Good Morning America. Continue Reading →

Government Successfully Convicts Barry Bonds of Having Shrunken Testicles

A jury today failed to convict former baseball slugger Barry Bonds on four counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice, but the all-time home runs leader was found guilty ... Continue Reading →
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Brian Wilson Wants You To Know How Wacky He Is

Look at him looking all wacky. So wacky. What whackiness. Continue Reading →

This Is Not Tim Lincecum

Yeah, the real Tim Lincecum is way more high. Continue Reading →

Tim Lincecum: Now Looking Even Creepier Than Normal

That scarf would look better over his face. (via @ChronLiveCSN) Continue Reading →

Pablo Sandoval Is Enjoying the Spoils of Victory

Although this is probably his regular season diet, too. Continue Reading →

Who Wants To See Aubrey Huff’s Underwear?

Disappointing. Most people named "Aubrey" are girls. Continue Reading →

Disappointed Eli Manning Informed His Team Didn’t Win the World Series

A still-glowing Eli Manning was pulled aside at Giants practice today and informed by head coach Tom Coughlin that it was the San Francisco Giants who won the World Series, not the ... Continue Reading →