49ers Trade Alex Smith and Colin Kaepernick to the Chiefs Just to Torture Smith

The San Francisco 49ers today dealt Alex Smith to the Kansas City Chiefs in exchange for a second-round pick in the 2013 draft and a conditional mid-round pick in 2014. The team also ... Continue Reading →

The Taiwanese Animation of Super Bowl XLVII

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Honest NFL.com Headlines: Super Bowl XLVII

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Super Bowl Party Recipes from the 49ers and Ravens

Joe Flacco's "World's Best" Pizza Recipe 1. Get an average pizza delivered. 2. Serve. 3. Tell everyone it's the best pizza. 4. Hope they believe it. 5. Ask ... Continue Reading →

Dorky Brothers Next Door Dreaming of Coaching in the Super Bowl Together One Day

Kevin and Jeff, the weird, unpopular neighborhood boys who live next door, say they are dreaming of one day coaching in a Super Bowl together just like NFL coaches John and Jim Harbaugh ... Continue Reading →

7 Reasons the 49ers Suck and Will Get Killed in Super Bowl XLVII

1. Colin Kaepernick is going to crap all over himself. Yes, Colin Kaepernick is exciting and talented. Yes, he has a bright future. But quarterbacks don't just show up and suddenly ... Continue Reading →

Colin Kaepernick Has Very Specific Instagram Tastes

Yeah, it’s attractive females. Continue Reading →

Colin Kaepernick Arm Cake

It’s pretty good until you get to the hard, bone-like interior. Continue Reading →

If the Players Asked the Super Bowl Media Day Questions

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Alex Smith

Alex Smith Checks Out New Orleans Voodoo Shop For Shits, Giggles, Voodoo

by Ross Snow The San Francisco 49ers team plane landed in New Orleans late Sunday night, giving players and staff a quick chance to explore the city before beginning their rigorous ... Continue Reading →

Madden 13′s Super Bowl Player Ratings Update

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David Akers Attempting to Trademark “Akersing”: Missing a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Super Bowl

San Francisco 49ers kicker David Akers has filed a trademark for "Akersing," which is when a veteran kicker well past his prime who everyone knows shouldn't be relied ... Continue Reading →

49ers Fan is Very Cursey on Live TV

Her nephew must be very proud. Continue Reading →