News 49ers Excited That So Far Randy Moss Isn't Behaving Like a Total Dickhead
“Randy showed up on time and did what he was asked to do,” said head coach Jim Harbaugh. “It was a real delight to see. He’s really started to mature.”
The 35 year-old receiver was out of football last season after jumping around between three teams during the 2010 season. The 49ers signed him to a one-year contract this winter to give Moss what is likely his best, last shot in the NFL.
“I wouldn’t say he was overly friendly,” said quarterback Alex Smith. “Or even nice. However, he didn’t come up to me and tell me that I suck ass, which is what I expected him to. He didn’t spit on me, or kick me in the nuts or take a piss in my locker or anything like that. It was really encouraging.”
Picture Shocking News About 49ers QB Alex Smith
Good to see Smith has already landed a job as a Yahoo! Sports editor.
Picture Bill Walsh Coaching Tree Butt Tattoo
At least it's not as embarrassing as a Bill Belichick coaching tree butt tattoo.
Opinion 10 NFL Playoffs-Themed Drinks and How to Make Them
THE ROB GRONKOWSKI
Directions: Pop open a bottle of Cristal and pour it all over a famous porn star. Then drink the Cristal off of her or just have sex with her or drink the champagne off or her while having sex with her. Violently spike the bottle on the ground when done.
THE BILL BELICHICK
Directions: Fill up a cocktail shaker with bleach and gasoline. Shake well. Splash the mixture into the face of someone nearby. Set it on fire. Then laugh.
THE VERNON DAVIS
Directions: Fill a glass to the top with Champagne. Then weep into it to taste.
THE JOE FLACCO
Directions: Show up at a cocktail party with an expired can of Keystone Light. Then complain if no one gives you credit for supplying the booze and making the party awesome.
THE ELI MANNING
Directions: Fill a sippy cup with Juicy Juice. Then ask your mom if it’s okay to have juice or if you should instead have milk or water. Pour out the Juicy Juice and have milk. Let milk sit while you watch the first 10 minutes of Sponge Bob. Then drink.
Opinion NFL Playoffs Stars and Their High School Equivalents
Tom Brady = The Rich, Handsome Kid
He has it all. He’s rich, he has the nicest clothes and the hottest girlfriend in school (although his clothes are a bit on the dandy side). Everyone hates him. Because everyone wishes they were him.
Eli Manning = The Dork in Bloom
Every moment of his elementary and middle school years were spent stuffed inside a locker, getting his underwear pulled over his head or having spitballs shot at his face. He was the biggest dork in the entire grade. But suddenly he’s starting to come into his own. He’s made a few sports teams. Girls are starting to notice him. Who knows, he might even grow up to be the richest and most successful graduate in his whole class.
Picture Jim Harbaugh is Flanked by America's Coolest Dude
Gallagher's blond brother is apparently a Niners staffer.
