Guy in Charge of Mowing Patterns into Petco Outfield Getting a Bit Avant Garde

Across baseball, groundskeepers mow patterns into the outfield grass. Most are in the shapes team logos, stars or a local landmark. But what started as a game of one-upsmanship among ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Idiot Jeff Francoeur Thought a Teammate Was Deaf for a Month

Maybe this is just a prank on us to convince us that Jeff Francoeur is an idiot. If so, it worked. Continue Reading →

78 Year-Old Dick Enberg’s Catchphrase Has Become “Hubba-Hubba”

This is Dick Enberg. He is a 78 year-old married man and the voice of the San Diego Padres. His signature catchphrase used to be "Oh, my!" That is no longer his signature ... Continue Reading →

Padres Announcer Dick Enberg, Age 78, Wants to Make Sex with Two Dodger Fan Girls

You know, they call me Dick. Continue Reading →

Padres Fan is the Best Baseball Player in San Diego

Your browser does not support iframes. He could also play for the Chargers. Continue Reading →

Which last-place MLB team has the best chance to make the playoffs?

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Zack Greinke Has a Terrible Fighting Technique

Anyone who goes for the crotch deserves a broken collar bone. Continue Reading →

Padres Announcers Really Enjoy Ball Girl’s Skills

Your browser does not support iframes. "Hubba-hubba." Dick Enberg knows the lines that ladies like. Continue Reading →

Padres Fan Enjoys Foul Ball Beer

Chug chug chug chug. Being drunk is the only way to watch the Padres. Continue Reading →

The World’s Most Confusing Triple Play

Your browser does not support iframes. The Padres want the umps to rule "Wha? Totally not fair, man!" Continue Reading →

Heath Bell’s All-Star Slide

Fat men sliding is even more entertaining than fat men running. Continue Reading →

Amazing First Pitch Probably a Balk

His talent is being wasted throwing out first pitches at Padres games. Continue Reading →

Walmart Guy Has Padres Head Tattoo

Just imagine what he’d do if they ever won something. Continue Reading →

San Diego Padres: 2010 Preview

SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team in the lead up to Opening Day 2010. Today: San Diego Padres (2009: 75-87, 4th in NL West) Continue Reading →