Opinion 78 Year-Old Dick Enberg's Catchphrase Has Become "Hubba-Hubba"
This is Dick Enberg. He is a 78 year-old married man and the voice of the San Diego Padres.
His signature catchphrase used to be "Oh, my!" That is no longer his signature catchphrase.
Video Padres Announcer Dick Enberg, Age 78, Wants to Make Sex with Two Dodger Fan Girls
You know, they call me Dick.
Video Padres Fan is the Best Baseball Player in San Diego
He could also play for the Chargers.
Poll Which last-place MLB team has the best chance to make the playoffs?
- Rays - it's easy for the talented Rays to turn it around and stay positive because there are no fans in the stands to boo or heckle them
- Marlins - they have an evil owner who knowingly fielded a team of nobodies ... it's basically the plot of "Major League"!
- Indians - they are the Cleveland Indians and they're in last place ... it's basically the plot of "Major League"!
- Astros - at some point all of those strikeouts will probably start falling in for hits
- Padres - they'll turn things around as soon as they move the Petco fences in to 200-feet when they're batting and back to 700-feet when the opponent is batting
- Cubs - they'll start winning once they get to play all those NL Central games against the Astros and then go on a tear from there. What? Ohmigod. Poor Cubs.
Picture Zack Greinke Has a Terrible Fighting Technique
Anyone who goes for the crotch deserves a broken collar bone.
Video Padres Announcers Really Enjoy Ball Girl's Skills
"Hubba-hubba." Dick Enberg knows the lines that ladies like.
Video Padres Fan Enjoys Foul Ball Beer
Chug chug chug chug. Being drunk is the only way to watch the Padres.
Video The World's Most Confusing Triple Play
The Padres want the umps to rule "Wha? Totally not fair, man!"
Video Heath Bell's All-Star Slide
Fat men sliding is even more entertaining than fat men running.
Video Amazing First Pitch Probably a Balk
His talent is being wasted throwing out first pitches at Padres games.

