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News San Antonio Spurs Retire
"We've been around since 1967," said general manager R.C. Buford. "Almost 45 years. We've won 17 division titles, 4 NBA titles — there's not much more we can accomplish. And, as everyone saw in the playoffs, we don't have much left."
The Spurs say they don't want to be one of those franchises that sticks around too long and becomes a laughingstock.
"Look at teams like the Cleveland Browns and Detroit Lions in football," said Spurs owner Peter Holt. "They were great back in the '50s, but that was a long time ago and now they're big jokes. They should have quit years ago. This franchise is too proud to let our accomplishments be ruined like that."
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