Video Tim Duncan Hits Chris Andersen in the Face, Dunk on Him
It only took 15 years for Tim Duncan to get interesting.
Picture Pau Gasol and Tim Duncan Playing Jazz
Jazz seems a bit too exciting for Tim Duncan.
Picture Measurements of San Antonio News Anchors
You need a big penis to be on the news. Or big hands. One of them.
News San Antonio Spurs Retire
"We've been around since 1967," said general manager R.C. Buford. "Almost 45 years. We've won 17 division titles, 4 NBA titles — there's not much more we can accomplish. And, as everyone saw in the playoffs, we don't have much left."
The Spurs say they don't want to be one of those franchises that sticks around too long and becomes a laughingstock.
"Look at teams like the Cleveland Browns and Detroit Lions in football," said Spurs owner Peter Holt. "They were great back in the '50s, but that was a long time ago and now they're big jokes. They should have quit years ago. This franchise is too proud to let our accomplishments be ruined like that."
Video Gregg Popovich Believes Kevin McHale is a Moron
He's just saying what people in Minnesota think.
Video Tiago Splitter Will Not Be in the Dunk Competition
In his defense, he's only 6'11".
Video NBA Player High-Fives Imaginary Teammates
The team was issued a technical foul for too many hypothetical players on the court.
