Tiago Splitter Will Not Be in the Dunk Competition

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NBA Player High-Fives Imaginary Teammates

The team was issued a technical foul for too many hypothetical players on the court. Continue Reading →

A Pictorial of How the Tony Parker-Eva Longoria Romance Fell Apart

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Jeopardy Contestants Are Dumb

How do they not know one of the most boring players of all-time? Continue Reading →

Jesus is Apparently a Spurs Fan

He punishes us for our sins by making us watch the Spurs. Continue Reading →

7 Other Surgeries Named After Athletes

Tommy John isn't the only athlete with a surgery named after him. Here are a few others. Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki leaves the San Antonio Spurs mascot hanging on a sieg heil.

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Tim Duncan of Los Spurs tries to honor Latinos by hitting el jumper.

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Tim Duncan Apologizes for Taking Cell Phone Pic of His Arm

San Antonio Spurs star Tim Duncan has apologized for compromising pictures of himself that were recently posted online, becoming just the latest NBA player to be exposed on the Internet. In ... Continue Reading →

Tim Duncan does his large, extremely boring guy trapped in a box routine.

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Manu Ginobili Killing a Bat the Most Exciting Play in Spurs History

When Spurs forward Manu Ginobili knocked a bat out of the air during a game on Halloween night, he instantly secured his place in the history of a franchise that supposedly has won ... Continue Reading →

Rumors Swirl as Richard Jefferson Does Not Cancel Gay Wedding

San Antonio Spurs forward Richard Jefferson – long the target of whispers about his sexuality – fueled those rumors last by week canceling his wedding at the last moment, ... Continue Reading →