"Look, it obviously wasn't an easy decision," said team chairman Clark Hunt, whose family has owned the franchise since 1963. "But there's no reason to fool ourselves. Football is clearly not our sport. However, we've got a lot of big, strong guys and I saw a flier about this rugby rec league at the super market and I thought, why not?"
The Chiefs will cease football operations immediately, meaning they will forfeit their final two games of the season, as they begin preparing for the rugby league which begins play in early March.
"I don't know any of the rules of rugby," said head coach Romeo Crennel. "I don't know how you score, I don't know any plays, if there are plays, I don't know if there is defense. I know absolutely nothing about the sport. So in a way, I feel just as qualified to coach rugby to this team as I do football."
You don't mess with rugby players. He's lucky he wasn't decapitated and then eaten.
Picture Rugby Mountain Man
The beard sops up the blood.
That rugby player probably wants to headbutt Mother Nature.
Maybe his team's sarcastic defense isn't working.
Don't worry about him, everyone knows rugby is fake.
The guy who gave the clothesline was then pulled from the game for not being aggressive enough.