She should think twice before breeding with that thing.
They always birdie the 19th hole.
Drinking with Irish golfers would be much more enjoyable than "Hangover 2."
Other golfers hope he's still hungover for the upcoming majors.
John McIlroy may one day be as good as Ted Woods or Jim Nicklaus.
They're the biggest star in golf since Tiger Woods.
Picture Live TV Coverage of the US Open
Next hour, Tiger does laundry.
Picture Rory McIlroy: Son of the Grinch?
The Grinch would have had to knock up someone uglier to have McIlroy.
Rory McIlroy is either in Egypt or at an awesomely-themed mini golf place.