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Roger Goodell Has Found Love

His hate-filled heart has been suspended. Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell Suspensions: The Board Game!

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Roger Goodell Better Not Travel to Montana

Montana: The Smartest State. Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell is a Popular Man

All of the friends he had, he fined. Continue Reading →
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Power-Mad Roger Goodell Suspends the Entire NFL Until Week 5

After announcing that former Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor would have to sit out the first five games of the NFL season due to transgressions while in college, a power-mad ... Continue Reading →
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West Virginia: The Smartest State?

So now we have exactly one thing that West Virginia and Hawaii have in common. Continue Reading →
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BREAKING: Roger Goodell Might Actually Have a Sense of Humor

He probably thinks it’s funny this guy can’t get into his apartment, the jerk. Continue Reading →
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Football Fans Are The Best Fans: Roger Goodell Booed

I wish I could hug every one of those fat, sweaty, drunk fans. (via MockSession) Continue Reading →
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Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe Not a Fan of Roger Goodell’s Letter

His Twitter, @ChrisWarcraft, has been named the new director of the NFLPA. Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell Spending Lockout At A Discount Tanning Salon

The NFLPA knows he’ll be easier to negotiate with when he has skin cancer. (via Deadspin) Continue Reading →
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David Stern and Gary Bettman’s Letter to NFLPA Director DeMaurice Smith

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Roger Goodell books My Chemical Romance for Super Bowl halftime: "I’m totally into emo right now"

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that the Black Eyed Peas have been bumped from the Super Bowl halftime show in favor of emo band My Chemical Romance. "Emo is just ... Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell: "I will continue paying myself more than $10 million per year if there is no work stoppage"

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell vowed today that if an NFL work stoppage is avoided, he will continue paying himself a salary far beyond that which someone of his talents and achievements ... Continue Reading →