Video Goddam Reason for Rex Ryan's Weight Loss
Goddam snacks have more calories than regular snacks.
Video Rex Ryan Gets Tebowed for the First Time
Well, second time if you count when Tebow hilariously beat the Jets.
Picture Alaska is Mark Sanchez Country
Apparently they think those with Mexican heritage look like Eskimos. RAYCESS!
Video Rex Ryan Mad About Being Worse Than Belichick
Whoa. Do you kiss your mom's feet with that mouth?
Picture Rex Ryan: The Stylish Years
Damn. He probably got into a lot of ladies' shoes back then.
News Rex Ryan Boldly Predicts He Won't be Fired Before the End of the Season
Before the season started, Ryan predicted his team would win the Super Bowl – as he does all the time. But with the Jets sitting at 2-3 thanks to three consecutive losses, a bad quarterback and a mediocre defense, it seems more likely the Jets will finish 5-11 or 6-10 than win a championship.
“There’s a school of thought — a growing school of thought — that I’m a stupid, loud-mouthed buffoon who just talks a lot and has no ability to evaluate an entire football team or address, or even see, its failings, and that I was able to fool people for a few years with bravado, but now those days are over and I have been exposed as someone who is in over his head,” said Ryan. “And there’s only one thing I can say about that … THE JETS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL!”
Picture Someone Farted During the 9/11 Ceremony
It's okay. Rex Ryan likes the smell of farts. It's his scent.
News BREAKING: Rex Ryan About to Say Something
The source cites the fact that Ryan has contracted his cartoonishly large stomach and filled his lungs with enough breath to conceivably pass through his vocal chords, an evolutionary process generally befitting a human being who is about to form sounds, as evidence that Rex Ryan is about to say something. As to why it’s assumed the content of his speech will be asinine in nature, the source referenced the fact Rex Ryan is a f—king idiot who says stupid things literally all the time.
Speculation has already begun over what exactly Ryan is going to say. According to an ESPN.com InstaPoll, 20-percent of those questioned feel he’ll make a baseless prediction regarding the Jets’ success in the upcoming season, with 35-percent predicting he’ll continue his long-standing tradition of launching into an expletive-laden tirade about something no one even asked him about. The remaining 45-percent assume he’ll insult an opponent who has enjoyed infinitely more success than Ryan has up to this point in their respective NFL career.


