Ray Lewis Retirement Revealed To be Finale of Innovative Sixth Season of “The Wire”

Speaking to Baltimore's press corps before today's series wrap party, creator/show runner David Simon revealed that yesterday's Ray Lewis retirement announcement was ... Continue Reading →

That’s So Baltimore Raven

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Huge Pussy Ray Lewis Unable to Play with Hurt Muscle

Baltimore Ravens linebacker and noted total pussy Ray Lewis will miss the remainder of the season after hurting a muscle in one of his arms. "Eeek! Eeeeeek! It hurts. My army ... Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis Delivers Impassioned Motivational Speech to Guy Eating a Ham Sandwich

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis delivered a high-energy motivational speech today to a man he saw eating a ham sandwich through the window of a downtown Baltimore deli. Lewis ... Continue Reading →

Polamalu-Clad Paul Rudd Sings “Black and Yellow” to Ray Lewis

People who taunt Ray Lewis rarely live to tell about it. Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis is Really Intense About Video Games

Everyone said he wasn't good enough, you guys. That's why he went to Miami and was picked in the 1st Round. Continue Reading →

Tom Brady: Toughest Man to Ever Slide to the Ground

“I’ll slide your ankles out, motherf—er!” Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis Has His Ankles Broken by Marshawn Lynch

Lewis prays it doesn't affect his dancing. Continue Reading →

6 Images from Ray Lewis’ Post-Lockout Hellscape

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