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Google is Mean to America’s Crappiest Sports Teams and Athletes

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Bill Walton Makes Ray Lewis/Limousine Mention

Fleeing a double murder ZING! Continue Reading →
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Ravens Hold Parade to Celebrate No Longer Officially Being Associated with Ray Lewis

Tens of thousands of Ravens fans packed the streets of Baltimore on Tuesday to celebrate the fact their beloved franchise will no longer be officially associated with Ray Lewis, one ... Continue Reading →
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Baltimore Cop Does the Ray Lewis Dance

She should destroy all evidence of this tape. Continue Reading →
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Sports Media Missed Obvious Ray Lewis Deer Antler Spray Warning Signs

Sports media: asleep at the wheel on steroids since 1990. Continue Reading →
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Maryland: The Naive State

They’re really going to be upset when it breaks that Cal Ripken, Jr. took roids. Continue Reading →
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The Lord Very Disillusioned by Ray Lewis Steroids Allegations

The Lord says He is very upset over a report in Sports Illustrated that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis used deer antler spray, which contains an illegal performance enhancer, ... Continue Reading →
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Ray Lewis Plays in Pro Bowl After Hearing There Are Cameras There

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis became the first player in NFL history to play in a Pro Bowl in the same season as his team will play in the Super Bowl Sunday night when he took ... Continue Reading →
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Ravens Release Ray Lewis: “He has become a distraction”

by Ross Snow In wake of the increasingly excessive, round-the-clock coverage of Ray Lewis' retirement, career, and legacy, the Baltimore Ravens have decided to cut ties with the ... Continue Reading →
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Ray Lewis Tribute Haircut

It needs to be hooked up to a hose for a real-life crying effect. Continue Reading →
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God Distances Himself from Ray Lewis

God, the creator of everything, made a rare appearance today when he descended to a hill in suburban Baltimore for a hastily arranged press conference. "I just want to go on record ... Continue Reading →
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Ray Lewis’ Butt Crack

Thank you, Jesus, for allowing him to poop. Continue Reading →
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God Cares About Ray Lewis Above All Else

Wouldn’t the creator of the world be more of a soccer fan? Continue Reading →