Picture Archery Motorcycle Racing
Finally a sport more dangerous than football.
It's a race to the bottom. (via Deadspin)
One down, all of the rest of them to go.
Picture Car Pants
Back that ass up, lady. Really. You're in a no parking zone.
"First of all, I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ," said Johnson, standing in victory lane and holding up a Bible. "I couldn't have done it without Him. I have appreciated His support since Day 1. He's a great partner."
Johnson then held up a bottle of Vitamin Water and gave a similar testimony about their impact on his successful season.
"And to the folks at Vitamin Water, you're the best," Johnson exclaimed. "You quench my thirst, you nurture my body and my soul."
It's almost like they're not built for safety.
You can take the kid out of the trailer park, but not the junk out of your pants.