What is this? Just a suicide attempt.
It's nice that Vince Wilfork has a hobby outside of football.
They inject steroids directly into their lungs.
Inanimate objects need to start taking steroids.
Van Gundy, who has been sporadically playing the Paul Bearer character since the early 1990s, has been limited in his WWE appearances by his obligations as a basketball coach. With Undertaker filling a less active role in the WWE in recent years, Van Gundy will also appear in storylines featuring Kane, Undertaker's half brother.
"It just seemed like the timing was right to play Bearer again," Van Gundy said in a press conference. "My hope is that the WWE superstars will treat me with the respect I was denied by those on my own team this season."
Van Gundy's spherical figure, ghostly tenor and macabre mustache are perfectly suited to play Paul Bearer, who masquerades as a deranged, pallid funeral director. Reminiscent of his real-life relationship with superstar Dwight Howard, Bearer is frequently bullied and overpowered by those he represents, and has been buried alive on multiple occasions.
From @RMundy29 AKA Pittsburgh Steelers safety Ryan Mundy
From @bejones00 AKA Green Bay Packers linebacker Brad Jones
Sometimes wrestling seems fake. But not this time!
Nobody did it better, nobody did it half as crazy as you.