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PICTURE: The Most Portland Fan Sign Rips Houston for Not Recycling

Their food probably isn’t even locally sourced, the monsters. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Portland Trail Blazers Had the Most Depressing First Tweet Ever

I’m too depressed to find out what Greg Oden’s first Tweet was. - – - – - Also see …  PICTURE: Trail Blazers fans blew the Durant-Oden draft VIDEO: Blazers ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Trail Blazers Would Like to Join the Eastern Conference

Their friend must be the Utah Jazz. Continue Reading →
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Man Proudly Picks Nose During NBA Broadcast

Cleaning your nasal passages is better than watching the Knicks. Continue Reading →
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Wes Matthews Fairs Poorly on Jamal Crawford Crossover

You can't be humiliated if you don't even try. I guess. Continue Reading →
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J.J. Hickson: Not a Point Guard

Who says you have to throw alley-oop passes only to the basket? Continue Reading →
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Portland Trail Blazers Fans Should Have Honked Twice

All of the honking actually blew out Greg Oden’s eardrums. Continue Reading →
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Joel Przybilla Dunks Poorly for a 7-foot-1 Guy

If he was 8-foot-1, he totally would have put that down. Continue Reading →
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Greg Oden Opts to Have His Legs Amputated, Turns Focus to Wheelchair Basketball Career

Greg Oden's NBA career is over. After the star-crossed Portland Trail Blazers big man had yet another knee operation this week that resulted in unexpected microfracture surgery, ... Continue Reading →
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Cereal Fan Also a Trail Blazers Fan

Cereal at a pro sports event will run you $8.50. Continue Reading →
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Greg Oden Gets Humiliated by TMZ

Even TMZ probably wouldn't refer to Greg Oden as a "star". Continue Reading →
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Blazers Fan is Tired After Traveling Here from 1990

She (he?) will wake up if the P.A. plays Slayer. Continue Reading →
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Lebron James Nearly Compound Fractures Opponent’s Ankles

That guy is so bad he could play for the Heat. Continue Reading →