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Ohio State -- they have Purdue, Minnesota and Penn State left, meaning their schedule is full of dangerous trap games
Oregon -- their new uniforms that include 6-foot wings and fashionable heels will slow them down
Boise State -- the best way to maintain their lovable underdog status is to lose
TCU -- losing is the only way to officially accept their invitation to the Big East
Nebraska -- Taylor Martinez is the new Denard Robinson. But he ties his shoes like some kind of idiot.
Oklahoma -- Landry Jones' play will decline as he focuses his attention on growing in a good winter mustache
Auburn -- they were ranked 22nd to start the season, so they must not be too great because pollsters really know their stuff
LSU -- they are coached by Les Miles

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Cowboys -- it's definitely surprising that Jerry Jones has yet to have Wade Phillips killed and made into a rug
Buccaneers -- with wins over the Panthers and Browns, they have a chance to shock the world and be the 3rd-worst team in football this season
Chiefs -- 2-0? I honestly thought that franchise folded 5 or 6 years ago.
Vikings -- Brett Favre has been impressive considering most people his age are dead
Steelers -- who knew beating the Falcons and Titans was possible with 9 Pro Bowlers instead of Pittsburgh's usual 10?
Texans -- if they keep winning until winter, they can pick up the Cowboys bandwagon fans who usually switch to rooting for the Lakers then

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