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If he's blind, then it's not as dirty as it looks.
Eventually a frustrated Flaccoman will resort to this, too.
Don't let Roethlisberger near clippers when he's drunk.
Opinion James Harrison's Apology Letters
Picture Brett Keisel's Beard Tattoo
It will hurt like crazy to shave that tattoo off.
Picture Hines Ward is a Viking
Assuming the Vikings wouldn't be too embarrassed to take him. (via @xmasape)
Picture Terrible Towel: The Arm Tattoo
It beats holding that heavy towel.
Now the NFL is offering those fans oral in hopes that will end the lawsuit and the growing PR nightmare for the league.
"We will do anything to show the fans we are sorry," said commissioner Roger Goodell, reading from a statement at a press conference, in which he never looked directly at the camera or made eye contact with any members of the assembled press corps. "Really. Anything. I think this latest offer shows that," he added, tears noticeably welling up in his eyes. "Please. Let's just get this over with as quickly as possible."
The commissioner insisted that he would not be repaying all of the fans himself, as the offer allows the affected fans to choose any of the league's executives. That provision has reportedly caused several NFL executives to resign.
Best of all: keying his truck can't make it look crappier than it already does.