Video Batman Blows Up Heinz Field
Eventually a frustrated Flaccoman will resort to this, too.
Video Troy Polamalu Gets His Head Shaved
Don't let Roethlisberger near clippers when he's drunk.
Picture Hines Ward is a Viking
Assuming the Vikings wouldn't be too embarrassed to take him. (via @xmasape)
News NFL Sheepishly Offers Oral To Those Impacted By Super Bowl Seat Snafu
Now the NFL is offering those fans oral in hopes that will end the lawsuit and the growing PR nightmare for the league.
"We will do anything to show the fans we are sorry," said commissioner Roger Goodell, reading from a statement at a press conference, in which he never looked directly at the camera or made eye contact with any members of the assembled press corps. "Really. Anything. I think this latest offer shows that," he added, tears noticeably welling up in his eyes. "Please. Let's just get this over with as quickly as possible."
The commissioner insisted that he would not be repaying all of the fans himself, as the offer allows the affected fans to choose any of the league's executives. That provision has reportedly caused several NFL executives to resign.
Picture Packers Fan in Western PA Kind of Enjoying Green Bay's Victory
Best of all: keying his truck can't make it look crappier than it already does.
