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Pirates Fan Destroyed by Home Run Ball

He catches baseballs like they are grenades. Continue Reading →
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This is just bad parenting

I wonder what this kid did to deserve this. Probably bed-wetting. Continue Reading →
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Finally someone blows up the Pittsburgh Pirates

http://www.benstonium.com/videos.htm#Jagruber Even an atomic bomb can't do to the Pirates what Dave Littlefield did. Continue Reading →
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And now Sidney Crosby is better than you at two sports

He's definitely better than the last the last Crosby to play at PNC Park, Bobby Crosby, who was supposedly a real major league player. Continue Reading →

Disclosed Baseball Financials Reveal Baseball Financials Are Incredibly Boring

Financial documents from five major league teams were leaked on Sunday and Monday, revealing that many teams' operating revenue expenditures are outgaining their expected debt ... Continue Reading →

Pirates Phenom Crushed to Death by Massive Anvil

Pittsburgh Pirates phenom Pedro Alvarez was crushed by a massive anvil that fell from the sky today while walking to PNC Park. He died immediately. After getting off to a slow start ... Continue Reading →

9 Innings of Baseball Suffered Through for 6 Minutes of Fireworks

More than 38,000 fans sat through an abysmal 12-4 baseball game in Pittsburgh on Saturday night — watching 25 hits, two errors, four pitching changes over three hours — ... Continue Reading →

Baseball’s Lone Mayan Player Ominously Rejects Multi-Year Contract Extension

Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Kukulcan Tlacolotl, the only current Mayan player in Major League Baseball, touched off a panic throughout the game and across the globe today when he rejected ... Continue Reading →

Pirates Pitcher Mercifully Hit in the Head with a Line Drive

Pirates pitcher Chris Jakubauskas was felled by a line drive to the head off the bat of Astros slugger Lance Berkman on Saturday in the first inning. The incident came on his 12th pitch ... Continue Reading →

Nervous Rookie Pitcher Can’t Remember if He Throws Righty or Lefty

Just a day before his scheduled spring training debut, sweat-covered Pirates rookie pitcher Brad Lincoln has announced that he forgets if he uses his right hand or left hand to pitch. "Dammit, ... Continue Reading →

The Pirates seek to end their streak of 17 consecutive losing seasons by using a two-bat approach at the plate.

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Pittsburgh Pirates: 2010 Preview

SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team in the lead up to Opening Day 2010. Today:Pittsburgh Pirates (2009: 62-99, last in NL Central) Continue Reading →

The Dock Ellis LSD No-Hitter … now even more awesome

From the good folks at No Mas, using audio from an actual interview with Dock Ellis. Baseball-on-acid > Baseball-on-steroids Continue Reading →

"Don’t these people realize I can hear them talking about how much I suck? It’s so rude."

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"These MoundNutz will make the mound look way cooler."

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ADD: Garrett Jones, 1B/OF, Pirates

ADD: Garrett Jones, 1B/OF, Pirates — Since joining the Pirates on July 1st, Jones has hit .323 with 16 RBI, 5 SB and a major-league best 10 HR. He would be an especially good ... Continue Reading →

"It’s our last game together and I’m still not sure which LaRoche I am. Are you Adam or am I Adam?"

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Benches Clear Over Mouse

The benches cleared during last night's Pirates-Brewers game after several Pirates saw a tiny, white mouse scurry along the back wall of the dugout, sending the team screaming ... Continue Reading →