Andrew McCutchen Gets Hit by Pitches in an Entertaining Manner

If you can't have fun with pain, you can't be a Pittsburgh Pirate. Continue Reading →

Chad Qualls Banner at PNC Park

It’s amazing this franchise has been under .500 since before all of recorded history. Continue Reading →

The Pirate Parrot is Big with the Ladies

In nine months she will lay his egg. Continue Reading →

Cannon Dong Appears at Pirates Game

The pubic hair fuse is a nice touch. Continue Reading →

Why the Pirates are Finally Winning: Nuns are on Their Side

God and Zoltan are the universe’s greatest beings. Continue Reading →

MLB’s Photo Editor Hates Jeff Karstens

Or perhaps he chose the best Karstens photo available. Continue Reading →

National Standings After Games of July 4, 2012: For Posterity

At least the Cubs are keeping things normal. Continue Reading →

Justin Verlander Can’t Believe He Gave Up a Game-Tying HR to a Guy on the Pirates

Garrett Jones > AL MVP Continue Reading →

Even Andrew McCutchen is Shocked by the Success of the Pirates

It’s the official face of Pittsburgh. Continue Reading →

History of the Pittsburgh Pirates Logo

Maybe A.J. Burnett’s control would be better with just one eye. Continue Reading →

Suicidal Curveball Hangs Itself

An official, regulation Major League Baseball baseball gruesomely committed suicide last night in front of 20,000 people at Pittsburgh's PNC Park, hanging itself after being released ... Continue Reading →

Umpire Jerry Meals’ Online Bios Took a Hit

Good thing he’s too old to know about the Internet. Continue Reading →

The Official Jerry Meals Game T-Shirt

He needs the money from t-shirt sales because he’ll soon be unemployed. Continue Reading →

Jerry Meals: Safety Inspector

He thinks you should drink the flaming water coming from your faucet. Continue Reading →

Yankees Fan Tired of Hearing About the Pirates All the Time

Yankees fan Donnie Francesco says he is almost to the point of avoiding "SportsCenter" and all sports news because "he's sick of hearing about the Pittsburgh Pirates ... Continue Reading →

Evidence the Pittsburgh Pirates Were in 1st Place on July 16, 2011

From 19 consecutive losing seasons to 19 consecutive World Series titles. Continue Reading →

Umpire Calls a Strike on His Two Balls

Alfonso Soriano ruined the Cubs and this man's ability to procreate. Continue Reading →

Pirates Hitter Apparently Becomes Aroused During Home Run

Look how erect that outfield wall is. Continue Reading →