Video Neil Walker's Home Run Snagged by Tarp Man
That guy is on the same diet as Miguel Cabrera and Prince Fielder.
Picture The Astros GIF to End All Astros GIFs
It is the Astros GIF that defined a generation.
Video The Pittsburgh Pirates Did a "Saturday Night Live" Intro
Gaby Sanchez and Wandy Rodriguez clearly have the gift of comedy.
Picture Andrew McCutchen Bobblehead Bobblehead GIF
Still smiling after five years on the Pirates. A truly amazing player.
Video Pirates Fan Deserves Giant Gold Glove Award
Let this be a reminder: People with giant hand deformities can be athletes, too.
Picture Pirates Selling a Cheddar Bacon Burger with Sprinkle Donut Bun at PNC Park
This almost makes up for a lifetime of losing.
Picture Sleeping Guy Ready for Another Season of Exciting Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball
He has his alarm set for 81 wins.
Video A.J. Burnett's Rosin Bag Explodes
The Pirates need to stop skimping on rosin bags and pay for major league-quality ones.
December 18, 2012
Poll Who has been the best acquisition of the baseball offseason so far?
- Josh Hamilton, LAA - he will fit perfectly into the Angels' lineup of overpaid older guys who watch Mike Trout do everything
- B.J. Upton, ATL - the Braves are confident that all great players probably suddenly start playing up to their potential in their 9th season in the majors
- Torii Hunter, DET - he fills Detroit's need for a non-morbidly obese position player and he was also a childhood friend of Jim Leyland's
- Jose Reyes, TOR - the Blue Jays hope he can be an improvement over Yunel Escobar at shortstop by getting on base and not hating gay people
- Russell Martin, PIT - if giving $17 million to a catcher with a .211 batting average won't get the Pirates a winning season, then nothing will
- Zach Greinke, LAD - not having a big enough payroll is what kept the Dodgers out of the playoffs last year and they won't let that happen ever again
- R.A. Dickey, TOR - even if he pitches nowhere close to his Cy Young performance, he'll keep the clubhouse loose with hilarious tales of playing for the Mets
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Video 20 Years of Pittsburgh Pirates Losing in One Video
It's almost impossible to cut this down to 10 minutes.
