Islanders Fan Displease by Chris Kunitz’s Game-Winning Goal

Or he may just hate Brian Engblom’s hair. Continue Reading →

America Does Not Have Much Faith in the New York Islanders

America is a smart nation. Continue Reading →

Penguins Worried Sidney Crosby Will Struggle to Make Plays Inside New Protective Plastic Bubble

Penguins star Sidney Crosby may return to the ice from a broken jaw for Game 1 of Pittsburgh's first round series against the New York Islanders, but there is concern he will ... Continue Reading →

Jack Edwards Compares Matt Cooke to Famous Murderer in Wake of Boston Marathon Bombing

He wins the Too Soon Award for Broadcasting. Continue Reading →

World’s Classiest Penguins Fan Loves Boobs

It’s hard to find an honest man. Continue Reading →

Cam Neely Contacts Penguins About Shot to Win Elusive Stanley Cup

Former Boston Bruins star Cam Neely got in touch with Pittsburgh Penguins general manager Ray Shero today to ask about the possibility of joining the loaded Penguins for a shot at ... Continue Reading →

Streaking Penguins Reportedly Just One Win Away from Getting Acknowledged on Twitter by LeBron James

The Pittsburgh Penguins won their 13th game in a row Tuesday night, tops in the NHL this season, putting them just four short of the NHL record for consecutive wins set by the 1993 ... Continue Reading →

Sidney Crosby Face

His face is still experiencing concussion symptoms. Continue Reading →

Penguins-Flyers Do the Harlem Shake

Oh, crap. That's good. This means the "Harlem Shake" is going to keep happening. Continue Reading →

When You Think Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malking, You Think … Crack Addicts

Flyers fans probably think something else. Something totally classy and not homophobic. Continue Reading →

Tomas Vokoun Struggles with Positioning in Net

At last: a new goaltending style. Continue Reading →

Tanner Glass and Arron Asham Fight Two Seconds into the Game

That fight had been brewing for a second or more. Continue Reading →

Sidney Crosby’s New Look Worse Than Any Concussion

This will likely cause an increase in the number of people saying Sidney is a girl’s name, huh? Continue Reading →

NHL 13 Has an Outstanding Checking Glitch

So that's how Sidney Crosby gets those concussions. Continue Reading →

The Greatest Evgeni Malkin Interview Moments of 2012

Russia best. Continue Reading →

Sidney Crosby is Shown the "The Cowardly Penguin" Newspaper Cover

It's as though he doesn't appreciate the amazing wit that went into that. Continue Reading →

Philly Paper Calls Sidney Crosby "The Cowardly Penguin"

It’s funny because he beat Philadelphia’s best player in a fight. Continue Reading →

NHL Releases the Final Batch of "Because It’s The Cup" Playoff Ads

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