June 24, 2011

Picture Cliff Lee is the Cy Young of Spitting

I'd still rather be spat upon by Roy Halladay.

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Filed Under   MLB   Philadelphia Phillies   Cliff Lee
June 24, 2011

Video Phillie Phanatic Murdered by a Foul Ball

Done in by a minor league foul. How humiliating.

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Filed Under   MLB   Philadelphia Phillies
June 20, 2011

Video Shane Victorino Takes a Throw to the Head

They may have to start recording hit batters for catchers now, too.

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June 20, 2011

News Vancouver Mayor: "We now believe the rioters were visiting Philadelphia fans"

Vancouver's mayor attempted to shift the negative worldwide attention his city has received in the wake of the riots following Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals by blaming Philadelphia fans he claims were visiting with plans to cause trouble.

"I think we all know how Philadelphia fans are, with the booing Santa Claus and what not," said Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson. "Whereas we Canadians have a reputation for being very laid back and peaceful. So, obviously, the evidence could not be more clear: Philadelphia fans came to our fair city and tore it apart."

While almost every image and video of the riot shows people in Vancouver Canucks jerseys, t-shirt and hats — and no one sporting Flyers apparel or that of any other Philadelphia team — Mayor Robertson said there is a very simple explanation for that.

"At the Vancouver airport there are many shops that sell Canucks stuff," he said. "So it's clear that they flew in from Philadelphia — there is a direct flight to Vancouver from there, I checked — walked through the airport, purchased Canucks gear and then proceeded to the downtown to riot."

With the case "now solved," according to Robertson, the mayor has requested that people again associate his city with being peaceful and picturesque.

"Basically, think of it as the complete opposite of that hell hole of Philadelphia," he said.

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June 02, 2011

Video Female Phillies Fan Unsure if Her Armpits Reek

From experiences with Philadelphia fans, I guarantee they stink.

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Filed Under   MLB   Philadelphia Phillies
May 26, 2011

Video Phillies Fan Enjoys Wilson Valdez Retiring Rolen and Bruce

Looks like Joe Blanton is out of a job.

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May 24, 2011

Video Drunk, Classless Philadelphia Fan: Part 148,922

It's the longest-running show on television.

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May 23, 2011

Video Epic Foul Ball Catch

He went to get peanuts, Cracker Jacks and a baseball.

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Filed Under   MLB   Philadelphia Phillies
May 19, 2011

Picture Phillie Phanatic Man

He was spawned after a drunken night between the Phanatic and a human female Phillies fan.

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Filed Under   MLB   Philadelphia Phillies   mascots
May 13, 2011

Video Braves Organist Plays "The Office" Them for Ryan Howard

It would be better if the Phillies had a player named Dwight Schrute.

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