Video Phillies Now Have an Entry in "Worst Fan Song Hall of Fame"
I didn't know it was possible to make a J.Lo song any worse.
Picture Citizens Bank Park Sand Sculpture
Those fences look to be the same distance as they are at the real stadium.
Video Cliff Lee Doesn't Have Time to Run Out Groundballs
Running out groundballs is for crappy pitchers like Roy Oswalt.
Video Phillies' Bat Boy Will Never be Promoted to Bat Man
You never slide while running to first base.
Picture Cole Hamels' 1 "Key to the Game" is No. 2
You're not allowed to put poop on the ball, Cole.
News Phillies Acquire Right-Handed Bat
"I am really excited to get this bat in the lineup," said Phillies GM Ruben Amaro. "It's a fine quality ash and very dense. I am expecting some big power out of it."
And while Amaro traded for the bat to plug the Phillies' power vacuum from the right side, manager Charlie Manuel feels the bat can provide even more.
"Perhaps I'm missing something, but couldn't this bat also hit from the left side?" he said. "As far as I know there's no such thing as a right-handed or left-handed bat. It all depends on how the batter holds it, right? I mean I know baseball isn't full of intellectuals, but this doesn't seem like rocket science to me."
Video Roy Oswalt Has a Bulging Dick in His Back
It's about time an athlete comes out. Good for you, Roy.
Picture "3D" Phillies Sidewalk Art
It's almost like you can see the Tazer rays coming right at you!
Video Red Sox Fan Fields Grounders Like Bill Buckner
Forget Buckner. That was worse than Calvin Schiraldi.
