I didn't know it was possible to make a J.Lo song any worse.
Those fences look to be the same distance as they are at the real stadium.
Running out groundballs is for crappy pitchers like Roy Oswalt.
Picture Cole Hamels is a Pretty Lady
Whatever, haters. That chick can pitch.
You never slide while running to first base.
You're not allowed to put poop on the ball, Cole.
"I am really excited to get this bat in the lineup," said Phillies GM Ruben Amaro. "It's a fine quality ash and very dense. I am expecting some big power out of it."
And while Amaro traded for the bat to plug the Phillies' power vacuum from the right side, manager Charlie Manuel feels the bat can provide even more.
"Perhaps I'm missing something, but couldn't this bat also hit from the left side?" he said. "As far as I know there's no such thing as a right-handed or left-handed bat. It all depends on how the batter holds it, right? I mean I know baseball isn't full of intellectuals, but this doesn't seem like rocket science to me."
It's about time an athlete comes out. Good for you, Roy.
Picture "3D" Phillies Sidewalk Art
It's almost like you can see the Tazer rays coming right at you!
Forget Buckner. That was worse than Calvin Schiraldi.