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Cliff Lee is the Cy Young of Spitting

I’d still rather be spat upon by Roy Halladay. Continue Reading →
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Phillie Phanatic Murdered by a Foul Ball

Done in by a minor league foul. How humiliating. Continue Reading →
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Shane Victorino Takes a Throw to the Head

They may have to start recording hit batters for catchers now, too. Continue Reading →
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Vancouver Mayor: "We now believe the rioters were visiting Philadelphia fans"

Vancouver's mayor attempted to shift the negative worldwide attention his city has received in the wake of the riots following Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals by blaming Philadelphia ... Continue Reading →
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Female Phillies Fan Unsure if Her Armpits Reek

From experiences with Philadelphia fans, I guarantee they stink. Continue Reading →
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Phillies Fan Enjoys Wilson Valdez Retiring Rolen and Bruce

Looks like Joe Blanton is out of a job. Continue Reading →
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Drunk, Classless Philadelphia Fan: Part 148,922

It's the longest-running show on television. Continue Reading →
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Epic Foul Ball Catch

He went to get peanuts, Cracker Jacks and a baseball. Continue Reading →
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Phillie Phanatic Man

He was spawned after a drunken night between the Phanatic and a human female Phillies fan. Continue Reading →
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Braves Organist Plays "The Office" Them for Ryan Howard

It would be better if the Phillies had a player named Dwight Schrute. Continue Reading →
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Trash Can Hobo at Phillies Game

It has good sightlines unless you get nachos in your eyes. Continue Reading →
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Neckless Man Loves the Phillies

Weird, because many Philadelphians have large necks covered in chins. Continue Reading →
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Phillies Pitching Robot is the Joe Blanton of Robots

When the robots takeover, at least we'll be able to beat them at baseball. Continue Reading →