Shane Victorino Takes a Throw to the Head

They may have to start recording hit batters for catchers now, too. Continue Reading →

Vancouver Mayor: "We now believe the rioters were visiting Philadelphia fans"

Vancouver's mayor attempted to shift the negative worldwide attention his city has received in the wake of the riots following Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals by blaming Philadelphia ... Continue Reading →

Female Phillies Fan Unsure if Her Armpits Reek

From experiences with Philadelphia fans, I guarantee they stink. Continue Reading →

Phillies Fan Enjoys Wilson Valdez Retiring Rolen and Bruce

Looks like Joe Blanton is out of a job. Continue Reading →

Drunk, Classless Philadelphia Fan: Part 148,922

It's the longest-running show on television. Continue Reading →

Epic Foul Ball Catch

He went to get peanuts, Cracker Jacks and a baseball. Continue Reading →

Phillie Phanatic Man

He was spawned after a drunken night between the Phanatic and a human female Phillies fan. Continue Reading →

Braves Organist Plays "The Office" Them for Ryan Howard

It would be better if the Phillies had a player named Dwight Schrute. Continue Reading →

Trash Can Hobo at Phillies Game

It has good sightlines unless you get nachos in your eyes. Continue Reading →

Neckless Man Loves the Phillies

Weird, because many Philadelphians have large necks covered in chins. Continue Reading →

Phillies Pitching Robot is the Joe Blanton of Robots

When the robots takeover, at least we'll be able to beat them at baseball. Continue Reading →
Phillies starting pitcher Blanton tips his cap as he leaves game against Mets during eighth inning of their MLB National league baseball game in Philadelphia

Phillies to Give Fans 50-Percent Ticket Refund On All Joe Blanton-Pitched Games

The Philadelphia Phillies today announced a plan that will give fans back 50-percent of the face value of any ticket purchased for a game in which the terrible Joe Blanton appears. "We ... Continue Reading →

Phillies Fan Is Well Protected

It’s the only way to get through a Phillies game without being covered in blood and vomit. Continue Reading →