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Phillies Fan Is Well Protected

It’s the only way to get through a Phillies game without being covered in blood and vomit. Continue Reading →
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Raul Ibanez is Checking for a Hernia

Who needs a cup when you just keep your hand there? Continue Reading →
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This Phillies Broadcast Brought to You by Strip Clubs

Never before has a marketing program been targeted to a fanbase so perfectly. (via @darrenrovell) Continue Reading →
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Sports Illustrated Accidentally Puts Joe Blanton On The Cover

He probably showed up for the photo shoot and they didn’t know how to ask him to leave. Continue Reading →
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Transcript from the Phillies’ Starting Rotation Introductory Press Conference

Scene: The press room at the Phillies spring training facility. [[[chat]]]PR Director: Thanks to everyone for coming. Let's get started. I'd like to introduce you to our ... Continue Reading →
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Joe Blanton Throws "5 Aces" Nickname Out There As an Idea

Philadelphia Phillies fifth starter Joe Blanton has been repeatedly dropping hints to his fellow starting pitchers and the team's marketing department in recent days that the ... Continue Reading →
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Here is the New Phillies Rotation

http://yfrog.com/5gkd0j It's more repetition than rotation. Continue Reading →
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Sadly, This Giants Fan Was Murdered While Leaving Citizens Bank Park

At least he was happy before he was beaten to death by Phillies fans. Continue Reading →
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The Face of Phillies Fans Today

This is also the face of Phillies fans up until 2008. Continue Reading →
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San Francisco Parents Are Very Liberal

Although letting their kids wear panda pelts isn’t very progressive. Continue Reading →
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Our Most Adorable CIA Interrogator

She also feeds you chicken soup via waterboard. Continue Reading →
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9 Classic Photos of Your NLCS Competitor Philadelphia Phillies

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Years of Drinking Built Up His Hand Strength

Red Hulk mad! Red Hulk drink bar out of beer! Continue Reading →
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Fouls Balls Make Phillies Fans Puke

At least he puked on the field and not on a little girl. Definite improvement. Continue Reading →
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Phillies Fans Need to Mellow Out

Tim Lincecum could give them something to help. Continue Reading →
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Baseball Seating is Not First-Come, First-Serve

Now this guy knows. Continue Reading →
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Flowchart: Who Should You Root For in the MLB Playoffs?

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Philadelphia Fans: Now Even Grosser

A nearby fan then vomited on her to make her stop. Continue Reading →