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Flowchart: Who Should You Root for in the MLB Playoffs?

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Philadelphia Police High-Five Fan Beer Bonger

Philly police are just happy to be somplace where no one is getting murdered. Continue Reading →
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Phillies Now Have an Entry in "Worst Fan Song Hall of Fame"

I didn't know it was possible to make a J.Lo song any worse. Continue Reading →
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Citizens Bank Park Sand Sculpture

Those fences look to be the same distance as they are at the real stadium. Continue Reading →
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Cliff Lee Doesn’t Have Time to Run Out Groundballs

Running out groundballs is for crappy pitchers like Roy Oswalt. Continue Reading →
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Cole Hamels is a Pretty Lady

Whatever, haters. That chick can pitch. Continue Reading →
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Phillies’ Bat Boy Will Never be Promoted to Bat Man

You never slide while running to first base. Continue Reading →
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Cole Hamels’ 1 "Key to the Game" is No. 2

You’re not allowed to put poop on the ball, Cole. Continue Reading →
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Roy Oswalt Has a Bulging Dick in His Back

It's about time an athlete comes out. Good for you, Roy. Continue Reading →
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"3D" Phillies Sidewalk Art

It’s almost like you can see the Tazer rays coming right at you! Continue Reading →
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Red Sox Fan Fields Grounders Like Bill Buckner

Red Sox fan ole's a foul ball from matt heintz on Vimeo. Forget Buckner. That was worse than Calvin Schiraldi. Continue Reading →
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Cliff Lee is the Cy Young of Spitting

I’d still rather be spat upon by Roy Halladay. Continue Reading →
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Phillie Phanatic Murdered by a Foul Ball

Done in by a minor league foul. How humiliating. Continue Reading →